Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Coastguard?

(v) The act of rejecting a man who is trying to engage in Mormon docking with you.

I was trying to Mormon dock my Mormon girlfriend last night, but she kept Mormon coastguarding me. No port of call for me!

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Coastguard - video


Coastguard - what is it?

Fucking when that bitches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. You better not get caught in moms waters.

Dude, her mom is such a vagina coastguard. I got busted doing the alaskan fire dragon.

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What does "Coastguard" mean?

A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"

Sincerely,
Vagina Coastguard

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Coastguard - what does it mean?

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

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Coastguard - meaning

To locate the lost man in the boat ie use a vacuum pump to expose and externalise a woman's clitoris, typically performed when the woman is restrained as part of BDSM suction play.

Yeah that redhead's hot. You should have been here last month when she was strapped up on the pool table and coastguarded. Everyone in the club had to have a close-up look, and her man in the boat got a lotta attention that night.

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Coastguard - definition

When your lady refuses to shower after pull-out sex and your stray semen line her lovely shores the next day.

Alfy: dude that chick is smoking hot!

Ralphy: I wouldn’t go there. Billy hit that last night and said she’s coastguarding today.

Alfy: freal? I ain’t picky!

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Coastguard - slang

The act of finding and enlarging the clitoris for heightened sexual pleasure.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.

The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.

My bitch got me coastguarding last night before I nailed her.

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