What is Clerped?

A chlamydia/herpes super virus, first diagnosed on the campus of the University of British Columbia in fall of 2009.
Symptoms include: attractiveness, guilt trips, baseball skills and inability to sleep in your own bed.

Although a new and somewhat rare disease, students of UBC have taken to wearing brown ribbons to support "Clerpes Awareness Week".
Clerpes Awareness Week is observed any weekend when someone with the last name "Brown" has sex.

Hey, that guy totally got Clerpes from the girl at the Pit Pub.

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Clerped - video

Clerped - what is it?

Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.

The clerp and jerk combo is unmatched.

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What does "Clerped" mean?

its pretty much the same as the word marclar. It can be used to describe anything. It can be a noun, a verb, and adjective. Pretty much anything.

hey clerp, lets go clerp the clerp before the clerp clerps.

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Clerped - what does it mean?

A measurement of time.

A windshield wiper clerping time.
A pendulum clerping time.

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Clerped - meaning

Another way of saying that something is messed up.

I love wearing my clerped sandals and I don't care about anybody elses opinions on them. I think they're great.

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