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What is Cleaveland Steamer?
The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.
I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.
Cleaveland Steamer - video
Cleaveland Steamer - what is it?
when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.
Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!
What does "Cleaveland Steamer" mean?
The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.
She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.
Cleaveland Steamer - what does it mean?
I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.
I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.
Cleaveland Steamer - meaning
Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.
"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"
Cleaveland Steamer - definition
Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!
I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!
Cleaveland Steamer - slang
The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.
Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
Cleaveland Steamer
The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.
I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.
Cleaveland Steamer
The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.
Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.
Cleaveland Steamer
When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.
"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."