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What is Clapham?
A school for slags which pretends to be posh but really is a public school deep down. The SLT are shit and the girls all pretend to act like roadmen but in reality all have a university fund.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their grey blazers and Nike shoes!
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Clapham - what is it?
A school for rich girls who think they're roadmen when they actually have a private trust fun and a personal butler. The staff are crap and the school fees are wasted on expensive grand pianos for the headmaster.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their black puff ups and air maxes!
What does "Clapham" mean?
Wearing a rear bicycle light in the same manner as one would wear a bow-tie. Light is generally attached using a clip to the collar. Light is switched on/off as desired. Must be flashing when on.
'I say Jenkins, that chap is sporting a rather fine clapham bow tie, what?'
'Eeey blud, set me your clapham bow tie. Also your phone.'
Clapham - what does it mean?
noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.
e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!
Clapham - meaning
A gay man that lives in Clapham and bases his personality on trying to become an influencer and going to the gym
Those guys are so buff!
Yeah but they are Clapham gays
Clapham - definition
(noun)
A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.
The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"
"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"
Clapham - slang
A gay man who lives in or around Clapham (Tooting, Balham, Battersea, Wandsworth) and affects of superiority around shared interests including clubbing, physical appearance, gymming and wealth.
"He'd be hot if he wasn't such a clapham gay"
Clapham
Quite possibly the centrel hub of the universe.
If you get lost anywhere in south west London just find Clapham Junction and you can get home again
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Loud and very public anal sex on Clapham Common best done after closing time.
Hey, look at Mikey - he is still wearing the tell tale signs of his Clapham Common last night
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Mike sure is a clapham