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What is Clacked?

Fangirl abbreviation for the yaoi pairing Zack Fair and Cloud Strife from the video game Final Fantasy VII.

"Did you read that Clack fan-fic today? Zack and Cloud together are so cute."

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Clacked - what is it?

To hit someone, usually with the back of the hand.

I should clack you round the head for being such an idiot.

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What does "Clacked" mean?

Clack is a slang term for bullshit which originated in south west london (Real Family)

1.Oi Fam Dun Gimme Da Clack!
2.Stop Clackin Before i Duppy you!

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Clacked - what does it mean?

Verb. For one to swing one's scrodum back and forth until a sound is heard. The sound can either be high pitched like a slap, or it can be deep like your ball sack is jelly. While swinging your fellow peers encourage you to trust forward harder, propelling the sack to make an intense clacking noise. The person who makes the louder noise with their ball bag is the champion of NYM&FR.

I thought it could never be done, it was terrible, yesterday I clacked so hard my sac started to bleed profusely. I screamed but luckily my friends were there to massage the pain away.

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Clacked - meaning

A term for the throat. Often used in Yorkshire.

"Got something stuck in me clack!"

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Clacked - definition

When someone is really, really, REALLY high or drunk. Auditory and visual functioning are impaired to comedic levels and the individual expresses a desire to stay in a place where other people want to leave OR leave a place where everyone is staying because the alcohol and drugs are impairing their thought processes and physical stability.

Jason Red was already clacked, but the Twerk Queen twerking on him pushed him over the edge and made him the party early. "I'm clacked! I got graduation tomorrow and I'm hungry."

Billy Blue was so clacked that he had to have an escort (Zack Black) to prevent security from kicking him out because of his boisterous and rowdy behavior.

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Clacked - slang

When a male moves his hips side to side which causes his Penis to hit each leg causing the "Clacking" sound.

"Ricky was the best, Nobody could out clack Ricky"

"Look boys, He is Clacking"

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Clacked

Used to emulate the sound of gunfire, esp. the sound of the action when firing a silenced pistol

"We straight from Cleveland; clack-clack nigga ya bleedin'"

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Clacked

To be clacked.

Accosted heavily for errors in judgement, rationality, respect or placement of blame or otherwise.

That moment when someone says the wrong thing to the wrong person and in response (s)he proceeds to completely blow up their situation using perfectly arranged words, logic and rightious indignation to devastate the perpetrator upon being so erroneous or misplacing contempt or otherwise.

1. Hey what took you so long, dumbass?!

2. Oh, you mean how you were in my bathroom all night fucking my ex that you knew I was patching things up with and that I had told you in confidence was a little conflicted and that we were both having a moment of weakness? Well, to tell you the truth, I just fucked your girlfriend up stairs and then I called your boss and told them you've been scamming him out of money and then i called your mother and told her that YOU were actually the one who wrecked her car and now, RIGHT NOW, I'm holding the phone up with your side chick on the line who THINKS she is your one and only... DUMBASS.

3. Through the phone Wow, you just got clacked.

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Clacked

Hoping for a humerous release of wind you inadvertently fill your underpants with solid, rendering them unusable

Husband: "Ooops!! I just clacked my trunks"
Wife: "Oh, not again darling?! Here's your spare pair, now go throw those filthy ones in the bin"

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