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What is Chupacabras?
In legend, the chupacabra is an animal/ creature that drains the blood of goats and possibly other things. Tho the real chupacabra is not like the legends, meaning its not a big foot or whatever. Chupacabra is actualy a Hybrid dog. through DNA testing, the creature is a on it's mothers side part coyote and on its paternal side part mexican wolf. the odd features of this animal is that it has no fur on its body, its skin is an odd color and it seems to crave the blood of its prey rather than the actual meat itself.
protect your goats from the Chupacabra
Chupacabras - meme gif
Chupacabras - video
Chupacabras - what is it?
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We feel safe knowing that the noble Dukes of Wonder are keeping an everpresent vigil over all of us atop that glorious beacon of freedom, Chupacabra. - The Human Race
What does "Chupacabras" mean?
A nub mafiamatrix player.
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Chupacabras - what does it mean?
Spanish word meaning, literally: "goat sucker".
Can also be used as an insult.
Jose: " What happened to the flock man?"
Paco: " I think it was a chupacabras bro."
Chupacabras - meaning
The chupacabra is a legendary mythical creature rumored to inhabit music festivals of the North Americas, from California to New England. Physical descriptions of the creature vary, but most witnesses have described them to be older semi attractive females often wildly intoxicated at music festivals usually only seen after dusk. This species can be quite dangerous, and cunning, often able to abduct young men from their group, isolate them, and devour them, usually by sucking their blood. It is purportedly a heavy creature, usually a white middle aged woman, although there have been reports of chupacabra behavior within almost all ethnicities. The chupacabra is usually only identified retrospectively, in the evening hours, when a male member of a group is reported missing. His friends realize that the last time he was seen was with an aggressive woman, spilling alcohol all over herself, foaming at the mouth and slurring her speech, who led him away, never to be seen again. These are the tactics used by the chupacabra.
Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1985 at a Grateful Dead concert in Michigan, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and more recently at Coachella as well as Austin City Limits, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as a contemporary legend.
"Dude, what happened to Dave? Oh no! I think he got snatched by a chupacabra!"
"Hey man I'd watch it, that chick is definitely a chupacabra, let's steer clear"
Chupacabras - definition
Literally, "Goat-sucker." Typically a
Hispanic (Mexican, and Puerto Rican) story of a mythical, possibly alien beast (see "cryptozoology" and "cryptid") which ravages goats and sheep by sucking out their blood, usually through precisely incised points of exsanguination.
Alternately, someone involved in goat-sodomy (i.e. Devil-worship).
"The singer/actress Cher had photos of that chupacabra, John Ashcroft, so he couldn't prosecute her."
Chupacabras - slang
also called "the goat sucker" (Spanish=Chupar means "to suck or to draw fluid;Cabra means "goat"), el chupacabra was first sighted in Puerto Rico, draining the bodily fluid and some vital organs out of its victim's body. There are no or very little fight or fly wounds on the victims body, meaning that the creature might have telepathic powers. the only wounds on the victims body are two small puncture wounds around the neck area, like a vampire. Wittnesses say that the beast is 4-5 feet tall, have big, red eyes, spines running down its back, big hind legs, and possibly small wings for flight.
from the first sighting, other sightings of el chupacabra have been sighted in chile, columbia, mexico as well as the U.S. and similar attacks in the U.K., Ireland and Spain. It almost seems that its going further north...so far, ONE human as been attacked by this mysterious beast (Watch Animal X on Animal Planet for more info), but no others.
There are a few theories behind this creature. El Chupacabra is either a:
1)unidentified animal yet to be discovered
2)reinactment of ancient gargoyles (but i highly doubt it. seeing how gargoyles are a COMPLETELY different race)
3)alien species from a different planet
4)NASA experiment thats gone horribly wrong
5)occult.or gang activity trying to scare the public.
what do YOU think?
that dang on chupacabra killt all ma chickens!
Chupacabras
1. A creature known as the "goat sucker"
2. The mexican big foot
3. What you should nickname your penis
I saw the chupacabra!
Friend- Why did you name your penis the chupacabra?
Me- Because its big, hairy, and most active at night!
Friend- You are a god
Chupacabras
A creature also known as a 'Goat Sucker' simply because it drains the blood and body fluids out of goats, leaving them dry and lifeless.
Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo.
I think I saw a chupacabra in that car park.
Chupacabras
A word used to describe a person who says they're down for something but, soon later, completely forget what they were down for
You little Chupacabra!