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What is Chuck norris?
American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is best known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger. Also an extremely overrated icon that has no real talent save for the ability to kick a 2X4. He is an extremely closeminded Fundamentalist Christian that tried to have the bible used as mandatory reading material in public schools. His recent popularity is the result of a website created that listed exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris' strength and intellect. In reality he is a washed up loser that can be seen acting horribly on Walker, Texas Ranger or on late night excercise equipment informercials.
"Chuck Norris is a total doucheball!!"
"Who gives a shit about Chuck Norris?"
"Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home."
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Chuck norris - what is it?
A crazy crusty old conservatard, who everyone thinks is an unstoppable badass for some stupid reason.
Why are so many people in awe of Chuck Norris? He's a crazy moron who nobody listens to, and he's NEVER looked good on film.
What does "Chuck norris" mean?
1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.
2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.
Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
And example of something old and distasteful(like the chuck norris) would be "Your Mom" jokes.
Chuck norris - what does it mean?
Sylvester Stallone's penis. Only in the movie Rambo.
Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"
Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
Chuck norris - meaning
Some old dude. He sucks. aka Chuck Whoris.
I kicked Chuck Norris down the stairs and he broke a hip. Then, I beat him with his cane.
Chuck norris - definition
The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.
State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.
Chuck norris - slang
A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...
Chuck norris
A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...
Chuck norris
Chuck Norris, He's GOD
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If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
I spelt Chuck Norris. I have won.