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What is Chives?
Being chill, awesome, cool , wicked, amazingly great and supportive.
Going to the chive.com and looking at all the beautiful and amazing Chivettes. I was chiving some hot a smexy chivettes the other day before the dar was released.
Chives - meme gif
Chives - video
Chives - what is it?
A website for people who are too stupid to figure out Reddit.
"You know the type, Bros who think The Chive is the end-all of the Internet."
What does "Chives" mean?
Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is, it's free! Go on the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!
"wow, that guy has a Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever. KCCO"
Chives - what does it mean?
i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
Chives - meaning
To be really pissed off
Molly: Anton is really making me angry
Tommy: you feeling abit chived?
Chives - definition
a verb refering to the act of fingering ones asshole
"Dude, I chived her good last night. She didn't even crap."
Chives - slang
Chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?
Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
Chives
A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.
*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"
Chives
A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.
The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
Chives
Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.
The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?
See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)