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What is Chinese torture?
Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
Chinese torture - video
Chinese torture - what is it?
A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.
The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?
He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
What does "Chinese torture" mean?
The act of doing a girl from behind in a bathroom while dipping her head in and out of the toilet bowl
eg.1) "that girl won't die of dehydration now that I've given her the chinese water torture"
eg. 2) guy #1 "something smells like toilet water!" guy #2 "yeah, i just gave megan the chinese water torture!"
Chinese torture - what does it mean?
While a girl is giving you oral, you shove your penis down her throat and pour a glass of water down it.
I gave my girl the Chinese Water Torture and she hasnt spoke to me since.
Chinese torture - meaning
when you throw someone down, jump on the stomach, pin their arms under your knees, and poke vigurously on their forehead and sternum.
I gave richard chinese poke torture till he puked.
Chinese torture - definition
When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.
You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"
Waiter: ...?
You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!
Chinese torture - slang
A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:
1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
Chinese Water Torture is a very undignified way to go...
Chinese torture
a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.
As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.
Chinese torture
the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.
example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)
Chinese torture
A technique used by the Chinese to get information they needed out of captives. The captive is laid down on a table with just one light on in the room hung above their head; also above the captives head is a device that releases a single drop of water in between the persons eye brows (the center of the brow). Every several seconds a water drop falls until (if affective) the person goes crazy and thus releases the wanted information to the Chinese.
The captive stood a good chance until they used the Chinese Torture on him, he only lasted 7 hours.