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What is Caulfield?
A video game character that goes out smoking cigarettes, drinking bud lights, and killing homeland security officers.
Maxine Caulfield was shot by homeland security in a shootout.
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Caulfield - video
Caulfield - what is it?
Hi, I'm Holden Caulfield.
I don't do my work at school, even though I'm super-intelligent and know I could ace anything in school I wanted. I pretend to be dumb, so people will ignore me. I'm an underachiever but I know I could do better. I could dream if I want to, but dreams are merely fake. Teachers are always frustrated. They bully me, so what's the point in trying? Also, girls don't tend to like me much... they almost always go for the guy who's popular, in football, has all the money. I get called a dweeb a lot. I have low frustration tolerance. When I was running at track I felt so higher than everyone in the class I felt like I could kill almost everybody, frustration makes me crazy. Even though I wasn't the best runner & almost finished close to last, I know that I deserve more respect than this. Damn society forcing me to do this bullshit. Saying football is only good for raising your social status, and impressing females. I had sex with a prostitute. Sex is kinda overrated. It wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. No, no feelings were reciprocated. Oh well. Teachers tell me I have potential but school and society is so fake. I hate the fakeness of it all. I just don't give a shit, man. It's so phony. Everything in society & about society is phony. It's a sick fuckin world. We all live in lies. Why even try? Who is there to impress? No one there to impress except myself. I'm Holden, you are all fake & lower than me in terms of universal intelligence.
^^Holden Caulfield is the main protagonist character in the 1951 J.D. Salinger novel Catcher in the Rye.
What does "Caulfield" mean?
Ghostly white Irish faggot Who has a 0.5 inch penis. He goes by the name Prowler and is usually found outside the a preschool or outside his nephews house
Person 1: Why's that person outside that preschool
Person 2: Oh he must be a Ben
Ben is a bot
That persons outside a preschool he must a Ben Caulfield
Caulfield - what does it mean?
Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.
"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"
Caulfield - meaning
caulfield grammar, one of the school which had more than 100 years history.
What school do you go to?
Caulfield Grammar school
Oh that was a good school
Caulfield - definition
The main character from The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. A euphemism for someone who is carrying marijuana.
Hey buddy, are you Holden Caulfield?
Caulfield - slang
A very hot and creative actress that is known for her role as Anya from the hit series Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She also have created CONTROPUSSY a web-comic with her friend Camilla Rantsen. They have also created Who is Ripped? a supernatural web-comic based in the 1800
Emma Caulfield is a Sexy and creative Actress that Wow´s the world daily
Caulfield
a hot character from life is strange who is caring and kind and the perfect girlfriend
"yeah i think clara is my max caulfield
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to 'pull a Holden Caulfield' is to go on a trip with no real aim in mind; a day trip (or night trip) that is completely reliant on one's stream of consciousness; based on Holden Caulfield's random journey through New York from J. D. Salinger's novel, "The Catcher in the Rye."
We had no idea what we wanted to do or where we wanted to go, so we pulled a Holden Caulfield and rambled around for a while.
Caulfield
The most real literary character I've read from the novel The Catcher in the Rye. JD Salinger, the author of Catcher himself, often referred to Holden as a real person, saying things like, "No, Holden wouldn't like that."
Depressed throughout the novel, he takes jabs at the injustices around him, calling many people and things "phony," and while usually true, stating this only made him more depressed.
People he liked included his dead brother Allie, his kid sister Phoebe, and Mr. Antolini, a teacher at a former school of his who cleaned up the dead body of Kevin Castle after he killed himself by jumping from a dorm window.
Some quotes of Holden Caulfield:
"Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell."
"High school's full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to be able to buy a goddam Cadillac some day, and you have to keep making believe you give a damn if the football team loses, and all you do is talk about girls and liquor and sex all day, and everybody sticks together in these dirty little goddam cliques."
"Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God I don't."