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What is Carpetbomber?
One who likes to blow an l on some t's. Also likes to make love with men, but in a friend way so that it's not gay. Will one day hope to work at f.y.e.
"Dude he pulled a Carpet Bomb."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."
Carpetbomber - video
Carpetbomber - what is it?
excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing
Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."
Person two: "Shut up."
Person one: "Why?"
Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."
What does "Carpetbomber" mean?
When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.
(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.
Carpetbomber - what does it mean?
When a person takes a shit on someone's carpet and does nothing to clean it up.
I broke into Henderson's house and dropped a carpetbomb on his Persian rug.
Carpetbomber - meaning
A purveyor of the carpetbomb. This means that this person will go into other people's homes, uninvited, and shit on their carpets, rugs, shags, or whatever floor-coverings they they may have.
Dude, Jake is a carpetbomber ace. He's carpetbombed on five Persian rugs.