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What is Carpet?
the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.
My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!
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Carpet - video
Carpet - what is it?
the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
What does "Carpet" mean?
1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses
Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?
Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
Carpet - what does it mean?
A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.
The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?
Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.
Carpet - meaning
n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet
That girl is dressed like such a carpet.
Carpet - definition
A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.
Bassist's do it with rhythm.
Carpet you are unco. =)
Carpet - slang
When someone's arms, legs or body are absurdly covered in hair
Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!
Carpet
Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.
Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.
SPECIAL SALE!! Free carpet with all new models sold today!
Carpet
Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic
Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"
Carpet
A person who gets walked on and used day after day
Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.