Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Car Wash?

The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.

Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?

Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.

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Car Wash - video

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Car Wash - what is it?

slang for a girl's pussy thats very wet and at times spacious

I was over at Tiffany's place last night and had a got the full treatment in her car wash.

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What does "Car Wash" mean?

When a man is in the shower and puts soap or body wash on his wang and does the helicopter so soap gets on everything and everyone else

Richard is in the shower giving everybody a car wash.

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Car Wash - what does it mean?

when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair

Her hair was so lathery...it was perfect for giving me a car wash.

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Car Wash - meaning

Oral Sex performed in a car

This blonde gave me a car wash in the parking lot of Wendys

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Car Wash - definition

A sexual act in which the male performs a reverse titty fuck so his ass and balls are over her face. The males balls then rub up and down her face making the motion of machines cleaning a car at a car wash.

I totally car washed a girl last night. My balls smacked her face so hard!

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Car Wash - slang

Your Lover (Female/Male) lies on their back, you then take your testicles and dip them into your lover's mouth soaking them. You then pull out your now soaked testicles and drag them along your lover's face. When your testicles reach your lover's forehead you fart on your lover's face to dry them off. CARWASH

Ever washed your car.... samething but using your balls and asshole Car Wash

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Car Wash

A Car Wash is giving a girl anal sex then having her perform oral sex so you can follow up with vaginal sex.

After banging Lezli in the ass I had her go down on me so I could bang her in the pussy with less risk of her getting a vaginal infection. Car Wash was coined by me in summer of 2002.

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Car Wash

When recieving a blow job the blower inserts the whole penis and both balls into their mouth and is able to lick the asshole all at the same time.

Last night Betty was giving me the deep throat and I jammed my balls into her gaping mouth as well. While gagging for air she accidentally tongued my asshole, she took my shit to the car wash!

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Car Wash

When a girl rubs her hair back and forth over a guy's dick until he cums making it look like a car wash.

Debbie totally swished her long hair over my johnson last night till i came. Bitch looked like she was my dick's car wash.

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