What is Cap'n?

An indie band from the early 90s who were very influential to the emo scene. Broke up in 94, reformed as "Owls". Amazing band.

In the Clear is the best song ever.

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Cap'n - meme gif

Cap'n - video

Cap'n - what is it?

(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to build things. He also enjoys skateboarding.

He is part of the Cap'n Henry Clan along with Davis, Rachel, and Henry Wink.

(2) A religion created by Cap'n Henry. Cap'n Henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you're healthy and avoid constipation.

(1) I wonder what Cap'n Henry's up to today.

(2) I just joined the Cap'n Henry Religion and so should you! Smile! Cap'n Henry loves you!

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What does "Cap'n" mean?

Cap'n Crunch mixed with vodka.

Randy the village drunk always ate Cap'n Crunk for breakfast.

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Cap'n - what does it mean?

Cap'n Insano is a male or female who is so batshit nuts that they are the Captain on their own personal ship of fools (which consists solely of themselves).

"Darla went beserkers on me for drinking her last Yoohoo. That bitch is full-on Cap'n Insano!"

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Cap'n - meaning

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.