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What is Callmecarson?
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Callmecarson - what is it?
Bandkids' Idle
hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!
What does "Callmecarson" mean?
Sexiest man alive. I mean, come ON, bro, imagine giving him a smooch (don’t actually, that’s weird, on jah). IMAGINE clapping his cheeks (again, don’t actually, you absolute fucking ape. Like, you can imagine slapping your ape hands on his FACE, but, on jah, anywhere else finna get YOUR face clapped, on jah).
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Carson, please Mr. King, please, please, for the love of God, Carson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
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Callmecarson - what does it mean?
He is overall funny guy who loves MineCraft, Discord, and Cursed Images/Videos. He is handsome, well mannered, and knows how to treat a girl with his long pickaxe.
P.s. He makes YouTube videos
P.s.s. I am the first one to make a CallMeCarson definition.
Guy 1: Man I'm board.
Guy 2: Why are you board.
Guy1: My mom took my Cursed Images away.
Guy 2: I know what you need, CallMeCarson.
Guy 1:Who are you.
CallMeCarson: I am your GOD now and therefore, I give you the Dankest, Bestest, Ultimate, Cursed Memes everyone loves.
Garfield: I want Lasagna.
Callmecarson - meaning
The only man that can pull off the homeless look and still look like thiccums.
Hey do you know when CallMeCarson is streaming I want to watch CallMeCarson do you know when he streams
Callmecarson - definition
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Callmecarson - slang
The most unfunny zoomer humor person to exist on the face of this planet. Tries to be awkward to be funny but fails so badly that any person with a brain will just stare blanked face, as he tries to do more unfunny shit. You must disconnect your brainstem to laugh at any of his jokes.
Exp:1
Callmecarson: /Stands in front of tv and does some cringey ass shit/
Me: :/
Exp 2:
13 year old: Did you watch that Callmecarson video he uploaded? Uh oh stinky haha poopy! Stinky! HaHA!
Normal Person: Come on dude really? What the fuck is wrong with you man Jesus.
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Guy A :do you know Callmecarson?
Guy B:Yeah, he's a sexy booty bitch.
Callmecarson
A god of gods he has thw power to make god with Immense power such as the Merciless Sun god and big lion
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