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What is Callmecarson's?
The man who invented the "wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now" joke.
CallMeCarson: Wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now.
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Callmecarson's - what is it?
The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova
Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs
What does "Callmecarson's" mean?
A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.
Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.
Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.
Callmecarson's - what does it mean?
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guy who doesn't know: "callmecarson"
guy who knows: 😬
Callmecarson's - meaning
Bandkids' Idle
hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!
Callmecarson's - definition
A god of gods he has thw power to make god with Immense power such as the Merciless Sun god and big lion
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Callmecarson's - slang
Sexiest man alive. I mean, come ON, bro, imagine giving him a smooch (don’t actually, that’s weird, on jah). IMAGINE clapping his cheeks (again, don’t actually, you absolute fucking ape. Like, you can imagine slapping your ape hands on his FACE, but, on jah, anywhere else finna get YOUR face clapped, on jah).
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Carson, please Mr. King, please, please, for the love of God, Carson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
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Callmecarson's
He is overall funny guy who loves MineCraft, Discord, and Cursed Images/Videos. He is handsome, well mannered, and knows how to treat a girl with his long pickaxe.
P.s. He makes YouTube videos
P.s.s. I am the first one to make a CallMeCarson definition.
Guy 1: Man I'm board.
Guy 2: Why are you board.
Guy1: My mom took my Cursed Images away.
Guy 2: I know what you need, CallMeCarson.
Guy 1:Who are you.
CallMeCarson: I am your GOD now and therefore, I give you the Dankest, Bestest, Ultimate, Cursed Memes everyone loves.
Garfield: I want Lasagna.
Callmecarson's
ha ha funny callmecarson stinky poopy ha ha
Callmecarson's
The only man that can pull off the homeless look and still look like thiccums.
Hey do you know when CallMeCarson is streaming I want to watch CallMeCarson do you know when he streams