I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.

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Caffeine - definition

The only drug it's socially acceptable to be completely addicted to.

"Don't do drugs, kids" said the teacher as she sipped on her extra-large coffee, consuming 200 mg of caffeine in the process.

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Caffeine - slang

Popular line of clothing worn originally by ravers. Mostly noted for their very baggy jeans and pants. Caffeines are now sold widely in Hot Topic stores and worn by more than just ravers, but generally any of the youth population seeking to avoid the so-called preppy look.

Dude, check out my new pair of Caffeines.

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Caffeine

Caffeine , the most awesome invention of man, it allows you to stay awake for days at end. It have helped students finish homeworks the night before turning them in. Also it helped to create the wounderfull drinks we all love like coke and Coffie . Truly this substance is the best thing ever.

There is some Caffeine in in your coke, drink it.

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Caffeine

Energy with consequences

I'm addicted to caffeine

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Caffeine

The only drug that isn't controlled without an age limit, and is the norm to be addicted to. I've suffered from caffeineism...no fun.

Person 1: Did you get your caffeine this morning?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just be legit and get some cocktails instead.

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