Definder - what does the word mean?

What is CAFFEINE?

The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round

If caffeinism was a real religion we would all be worshipers of it.

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CAFFEINE - meme gif

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CAFFEINE - video


CAFFEINE - what is it?

Energized , wide awake

I'm all Caffeined up for school.

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What does "CAFFEINE" mean?

A wonderful stimulant and vitamin that is an essential part of everyday life for those who would like to avoid sleep, or just be generally more productive. Diety, ritual, and drug rolled into one.
Caffeine.

Bawls, coffee, jolt, some teas, jolt gum, mountain dew, diet coke, amp, red bull, etc.
ThinkGeek.com sells a lot of alternative sources, but then again, 7-11 does too.

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CAFFEINE - what does it mean?

The only drug that isn't controlled without an age limit, and is the norm to be addicted to. I've suffered from caffeineism...no fun.

Person 1: Did you get your caffeine this morning?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just be legit and get some cocktails instead.

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CAFFEINE - meaning

A WAY OF LIFE!
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!

NEED CAFFEINE NOW!!

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CAFFEINE - definition

To be wired on caffeine. Have a caffeine buzz.

After 3 Mocha Frappachinos from Starbucks, I was so caffeinated that I organized my sock drawer!

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CAFFEINE - slang

The gateway drug. mmmm coffee.

(student is holding coffee in hand)
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!

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CAFFEINE

the only reason Americans make it to class or their jobs

Why didn't you go to work today?

I didn't drink caffeine

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CAFFEINE

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.

I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.

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CAFFEINE

The only drug it's socially acceptable to be completely addicted to.

"Don't do drugs, kids" said the teacher as she sipped on her extra-large coffee, consuming 200 mg of caffeine in the process.

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