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What is CRYWANK?
The act of crying into a sock then using it to masterbate.
E.g. "I was really upset last night so I had a posh crywank".
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CRYWANK - what is it?
When u sad and horny, and can't help but cry like a baby while wanking.
I miss Pam so much, I can't help crywanking myself too sleep each night.
What does "CRYWANK" mean?
Collective noun for NZ gun owners who opposed the 2019 Arms Amendment Bill.
The Parliamentary debate was briefly interrupted by a loud crywank led by Mr Tipple, which ultimately proved ineffective
CRYWANK - what does it mean?
Crywank are a British anti-folk band based out of Manchester, England. The band is a duo consisting of vocalist/guitarist and founder Jay Clayton, and drummer Dan Watson, who joined in 2012. Allmusic describes their body of work as containing "sadness, paranoia, misery, and dry humor", comparing them to AJJ or 'a sarcastic Bright Eyes'. The group have independently released six full length albums. They have previously toured the UK, Ireland, parts of mainland Europe, Australia, and Canada.
Albums:
James Is Going To Die Soon – Self release, MP3 (2010) and Mount Seldom Records, Cassette, MP3 (2018)
Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown – Self release, MP3 (2012) and Mount Seldom Records, Cassette, MP3 (2018)
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid – Self release, MP3 (2013) and Mutant League Records, 12" LP, CD, MP3 (2015)
Don't Piss On Me, I'm Already Dead – Self release, MP3, CD (2016)
Egg on face. Foot in mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. – Self release, MP3 (2017) and Mount Seldom Records, Cassette, MP3 (2018)
Wearing Beige On A Grey Day – Self release, MP3, Cassette (2019)
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth – Self release, MP3 (2020)
That man over there listens to Crywank. He must have a large penis.
CRYWANK - meaning
Crying whilst having a wank/masturbating. When life is that bad that you have resort to comfort wanking and kleenex.
Aww boohoo your team lost what are you gonna do? How bout go in the corner and have a crywank?
CRYWANK - definition
a small anti-folk duo from machester, england. they've been around for almost a decade, yet still aren't appriciated nearly as much as they should be. they've made 11 albums and dozens of songs. the best way i can describe their music is like a depressed partner or friend giving you a comforting hug while crying, even though they are the sad one. just a really good band :)
person 1: "hey, what's your favorite band ?"
person 2: "oh, i just discovered this pretty small band called crywank, i really like their stuff."
person 1: "well that's an interesting band name !"
CRYWANK - slang
When ur sad and horny. So you wank off and cry like a baby at the same time.
I miss Pam so much I had to crywanking myself to sleep last night.