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What is CRESS?
The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner.
Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.
Damn it - I only harvested the arse cress last week and already I've got a new crop on it's way!
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CRESS - what is it?
When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions
I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!
What does "CRESS" mean?
A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.
Oh hey, Scott, I see you’ve had an egg and cress.
Fuck you. Go and play on your gameboy.
CRESS - what does it mean?
To negate or try to destroy a social media conversation or movement.
I was going to tweet about that party, but the bouncer was Cressing by saying no cell phones.
CRESS - meaning
Someone who celebrates his birthday everyday
Did you hear about the big party on campus today?
Yeah, It's for Cress's birthday
CRESS - definition
A word that can replace any other in a film title for the purpose of an hilarious game.
Friend 1: How about, 'The Ipcress File'?
Friend 2: Nah man, that's real; how about, 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Cress Warriors'?
CRESS - slang
A person who do not shave their Genitals
I'm one of those people who don't wash their genitals and if I try to simplify those words I'm just saying I'm still alive and still Cress
CRESS
Short for crescent which is a form of the moon; cress glistens just like one and has heads turn every time they enter the room. cress listens to people and has good observation. You should totally speak to them because they're super cool~
sage: bathing in cress-light
CRESS
When you describe someone or something as fit or good looking.
Mate you’re looking cress today!!
You lil’ cress!
CRESS
Another word for "crazy", except it's way funner to say.
"Ethan went skydiving 5 times today!" "We all know that he's sooo cresse!"