What is COWN?

Amy is real cown

COWN - meme gif

Kicked by a cow. Cow + owned.

Fred tried to tip Bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.

Adjective - describing a noun - meaning corny, whack, stupid, or dumb. Usually yelled in mid-sentence, or by itself.

Uhm, that was kinda COWN!
Them shoes is kinda COWN!
That joke was a lil cown.
I hate this class, it's so cowny.

COWN COWN.

the essence of being "cool," in style," or "fresh"

check out that cown kid. no not clown, i said cown. you are so not.

A man whos wears lady's clothes, or even does something to his body, so he looks like a woman.

Look at that guy over there, he is just so cown wearing that dress.

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

larry: ya gettin any skin, bro?

jerry: naw, dude, i'm COWN.