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What is COCK BLOCKER?
Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.
Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".
COCK BLOCKER - video
COCK BLOCKER - what is it?
when the male is prevented from getting punani due to a third wheel
Meg and Sean was about to get freaky till Missys cock blcoking ass jumped in
What does "COCK BLOCKER" mean?
Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.
Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...
COCK BLOCKER - what does it mean?
A perosn male or female who intentionaly or unentenionally disrupts
(block) somebody from spittin game, getting someones number,or hooking up.
A.K.A. an annoying ass friend
1.) you could be at a bar talking to the best looking girl in the joint, and this girl might be all about you too, but then your drunk buddy who happens to be a blocker rolls up on the scene and starts falling all over the place, making you look like an asshole and scaring her away. That's a cock blocker.
2.) you might be in a bedroom with a girl about to get a piece and then all of the sudden, your buddy starts banging away at the door for no reason. He just wants to figure out a way for it be as hard as possible for you to get some. That's a cock blocker
examples courtesy of TwanDiggity
COCK BLOCKER - meaning
A Cock Blocker is someone who stops you from getting tang.
1. A boyfriend of the girl your getting with
2. someone interupting you, or embarrasing you
1. I was totally gonna get me some tang but she had to be dating Kyle. what a Cock Blocker
2. As i was about to unzip my pants and feed her my Vainey tree stick, this total Scott had to poop on me. cock blocked again for fucks sake.
COCK BLOCKER - definition
A hot girl's ugly friend who has a chip on their shoulder about no one hitting on them, so they do everything in their power to stop their friend being nailed. also the friend might not want to leave them alone. female cock blockers can however be countered by "taking one for the team" this activity involves your friend drawing a short straw and having to go off with the cock blocker so that your path is clear
"damn, this bitch is cock blocking me at every turn, tim can you take one for the team?"
"I'll take down that cock blocker, now run free unhindered my freind, go deep!"
COCK BLOCKER - slang
An individual that prevents someone from hooking up intentionally or unintentionally.
Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.
COCK BLOCKER
An insecure asshole who does not have the balls to open a conversation with a woman, but will not hesitate to butt into any interaction already in progress. They will then proceed in destroying any chance of a hook-up. Most times, what they refer to as "their game" is so poor that not only do they fuck up YOUR prospects they end up scaring away the "prey" to another table or "Lance Goodthrust" at the other end of the bar. They are the most effective birth control device known to mankind. Stay away from these people or become a monk where you'll have just as much opportunity for getting some pussy.
You're talking to a hottie that you've managed to cut away from her heard. You're just about to "close the deal" with a number or invite to a more secluded place ie. your car, when "CB" shows up and hangs over you both like a plague from God or bad breath or herpes. The conversation, which had been flowing with magical bullshit, becomes strained and uncomfortable. She mentions that "it's getting late" as she eyes the safety of the heard. Her departure is followed by, "She was a bitch anyway!" from the asshole who's just ruined it for you. You supress the urge to punch him in the liver, move to another part of the bar where you start again in the hopes that he cannot find you. For surely he is the Devil.
COCK BLOCKER
A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.
The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker
COCK BLOCKER
when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.
omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in