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What is CARE PACKAGE?
A recently patched glitch that gives you unlimited care packages in Modern Warfare 2 that was previously used only by faggots, bitches, and cocksuckers who can't play the game.
Johnny: The whole other team is care package glitching! they have 15 care packages right now.
Jimmy: Fuckin faggots....
CARE PACKAGE - video
CARE PACKAGE - what is it?
When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.
My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭
What does "CARE PACKAGE" mean?
(V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #2.
"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH
CARE PACKAGE - what does it mean?
Packages of nothing. Juggalos don't give a fuck about anything except "neden" and the "wicked shit" so why would they make care packages? duh!
Soldier: "Yo dawgs check out my Juggalo Care Packages! Hey what the fuck? It's an empty box! Man fuck ICP I'm gonna cap they ass!"
CARE PACKAGE - meaning
When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.
Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death
CARE PACKAGE - definition
A poop that was taken while standing on a toilet seat in an attempt to land it in the bowl.
"Yo, Toby's Care Package stuck clean to the seat ,come look"
CARE PACKAGE - slang
When a friend leaves you a package containing drugs. This can be:
1.) With your knowing (calls you that he's bringing it or text to check somewhere he left it for you)
2.) As a surprise (left in your car, left under the xmas tree, or in your mailbox etc)
Usually care packages contain things like but aren't limited to: pre-rolled joints or blunts, loose grams (low or high grade) cannabis, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, ecstasy), Hydrocodone (Norco Lorcet Vicodin Lortabs), Oxycodone (Percocet, Oxycontin, Endocet, Primlev), Alprazolam (Xanax, Handlebars) , Benzoylmethylecgonine (Cocaine, Crack), Codeine (Actavis, Tylenol T3, 2065 V 4 etc), Promethazine (pills or liquid), alcohol, cigarettes, or Salvia Divinorum.
I was having a boring day until I went in my car and saw my friend K. Cobain left a care package for me. My day was instantly brightened!
"I left my friend GO DJ HaKa a care package of 2 blunts & 2 X pills. This will help him to have a great birthday night with his hookers."
CARE PACKAGE
The Care Package is the act of Shitting, Pissing, and Cumming in one sitting.
tell me what’s the best thing that’s happened to you today?
Well i just called in The Care Package.
CARE PACKAGE
When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.
This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT
CARE PACKAGE
When you're in prison and you receive a package from home it's called a care package.
I just got a care package from my baby momma.