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What is CAPTAIN PLANET?A homo-erotic invention of Ted Turner. roflmmfao@tt 'nuff said CAPTAIN PLANET - videoCAPTAIN PLANET - what is it?Captain Planet was a government conspiracy to makes people actually want to recycle. Just goes to show you how affective the government is, I mean just look at the show! Don't do that to my Captain Planet, it is rather sensitive. What does "CAPTAIN PLANET" mean?Superhero composed of five elements. Without any of these, he was the most useless thing ever, and even with these things, is still damn useless. white kid: oh shit, we need CAPTAIN PLANET! CAPTAIN PLANET - what does it mean?A superhero who is made of the five elements: Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Heart. These elements are represented by children who run around saving the world, and when in grave danger combine to form Captain Planet. Kwame: "Earth!" CAPTAIN PLANET - meaningA treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers CAPTAIN PLANET - definitionI can't believe I liked watching that shit as a kid. CAPTAIN PLANET - slangProtect the environment, or he'll fucking kill you! Guy: You got glass in my eyes.. CAPTAIN PLANETIt is ironic that the show, which was supposed to be about saving the environment, is actually sponsored by a few corporations which are responsible for some of the world's pollution. It kinda negates the whole purpose of the show. Oh shit. The wind blew the plastic wrapper of my sandwich from the table to the ground. Captain Planet is surely going to give me a half-hour lecture about reducing, reusing, and recycling. CAPTAIN PLANETCaptain Planet: King of the Mullets "Captain Planet has a better mullet than Patrick Swayze!" CAPTAIN PLANETA show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations. Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet. |
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