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What is Bronx Science?The worst school in America. Um how should i start... Dude 1: Yo i wana become a doctor Bronx Science - videoBronx Science - what is it?A school in the Bronx filled with Stuyvesant HS rejects. The kids then go brag about how Bronx Science is so much better than Stuy. person 1: OMG IF I DON'T GET INTO STUY I WILL DIE! What does "Bronx Science" mean?2nd best public high school in New York City. Heavy work load, lack of sleep, lack of school spirit, college crazy, content with one's small clique. General consensus of dislike for principal valerie reidy by both students and faculty. Bronx Science is one of New York City's finest high schools, while Stuyvesent is not... Brooklyn Tech doesn't even count Bronx Science - what does it mean?noun,verb Where's bronx science? In the bronx you retard Bronx Science - meaningOf the three elite special highs the one with the shittiest infrastructure Ever wonder why you only see pictures of our courtyard when you search up images of Bronx Science? Bronx Science - definitionlol. number four didnt get into bronx science. bronx science reference above. Bronx Science - slangschool more prestigious and well known than most colleges. students seem normal until you compare them to kids from different schools and realize they're just weird. "Omg! I was at like the Bronx Science against Clinton basketball game & a guy from clinton missed when he threw the ball while standing on the parabola that's on the court." Bronx ScienceThe one school where you are with either Stuy rejects or people who ACTUALLY put bronx first. the bathrooms are concerning. Trust me. and it's totally not because all the upperclassmen are addicted to something. But it's fine because you'll probably never reach the bathroom in the small cramped hallways that have our tiny lockers. when you're outside getting food from either Ned's or Jay's but not Tony's cos that's too far and DEFINITELY not Michelle's cos that' a rude woman with disgusting food, get ready for the large crowd and the possibility of not being able to order anything cos they cant see you or you aren't loud enough, so keep a tall, loud friend nearby.once you're done and you go inside from the one tiny stairwell that 2000 kids squeeze through every day, you walk to the entrance by the lunchroom where the same 2000 kids who take vallo have to squeeze through but people like to be bitches and cut in from the side. but for some reason we can't walk in through the main entrance that has too many door. we're ghetto and yet most of us are from either Queens or Manhattan so we waste $3000 a year for vallo, the private bus service that constantly has buses breaking down, so you'll have to wait sometimes on the highway for other buses to pick you up. but we still do this cos its better than taking the ever so unreliable 4 subway. but it's ok cos we are all smartasses who cant miss a day cos if you do, you're screwed for you geo test cos cervons proofs are hard as fuck me: (it's literally all up there β) Bronx ScienceWhen the guy desperately copying homework in the hallway is an ISEF finalist, the girl vaping in the back of english has a 1600, and the kid skipping school to play valorant has a full ride to Cornell 1: Hey did you hear about that Bronx science kid who won a national debate tournament Bronx ScienceA school that may or may not be filled with nerds. We eat from the ghetto truck everyday (even though ned's truck is better) but never get any fatter, mostly because we spend our free time running away from those fucking seagulls. We are physically incapable of being racist, because any racist will have the living shit shanked out of him by EVERY RACIAL GROUP. The security policies in our school are BS (as in Bronx Science, of course) thanks to fucking Clinton, those murderous raving beasts. Unlike Stuyvesant, we have the will to live and school spirit :). We are fucking geniuses, but our school slogan sucks. We are most definitely not worth the trip, fuck, my commute is 3 hours. We are in the middle of nowhere, the Bronx, and our only connections to the outside world are the 1 and 4 trains. Despite all of this, we are amazing. kid1 (1am): yo what time you getting to school monday? |
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