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What is BrokeNCYDE?
No words can describe how bad this music actually is. Listen to like the first minutes of Schizophrenia on youtube. If you still have your ears, you get a small cookie :).
Friend 1: Dude, i just listened to Schizophrenia by Brokencyde. IT IS AMAZING. *offers headphone
Friend 2: rly? *puts in headphone
Newscaster: Today, a child, age 15, hung himself from a tree limb on school premises. When we asked the last person to talk to him what could've caused this, he said: "I just forced him to listen to this Brokencyde song..." we understood immediately that Friend 1 was the murderer. Later today, he was convicted of 2nd degree murder. He was locked away for 30 years...
BrokeNCYDE - video
BrokeNCYDE - what is it?
A band so horrible, they make deaf people cry. If it's a joke, I don't get it. If it's legit, I certainly don't get it.
"Do you like Brokencyde?"
"What's to like?"
What does "BrokeNCYDE" mean?
A group of individuals with questionable intelligence, tallent and reason to live that have sucessfully turned the expression 'chicken scratch' into an audible noise.
Their 'music' (insert joke) relates primarily to the sheep-like, mongroll race of mamal decribed as emo's.
Frequent remarks that can be heard following the discovery of such hillarious bahhuuullshhiiitt!.. are as followed:-
1) OH MY JESUS LORD they make soulja boy look like a lyrical god!
2) I want to emigrate (those hailing from the states.. thank fuck I don't live there but no offense, I feel your pain)
3) Suicide may actually be the answer, though I fear death won't take THIS pain away.
4) Fuck-it.. lets give it a go anyway.. kill me, kill me now!
5) If there is a God.. fuuuk me he must be a merciful one.
6) Ahhh that's what the living result of beastiality is..
.. and I could go on but it'd only give them more publicity, increase my blood pressure, break my threshold for laughter orrr lead to future impotency.
THE END.
Imagine four things plus one other thing from Albuquerque New Mexico, USA.. jacking each other off so hard skin has begun to tear.. throw in a few mindless word combos AND a few carefully selected samples from techno, pop, crunk lil jon shit, emo, screamo, fagboygirl, scenekid music.. subsequentially record that shit.. play it to a record label, get signed.. and whaalaa! you have BROKENCYDE!
BrokeNCYDE - what does it mean?
A group from New Mexico who are widely despised because of their music. However, Alot of people like them. Mostly "scene kids" who are made fun of. Brokencyde still manages to make it through. They have many fans but will most likely not be around for a while.
"Brokencyde rocks!"
"What the shit are you talking about?!"
BrokeNCYDE - meaning
Brokencyde is possibly one of the worst bands ever. People don't know how that noise they make is even considered music.
Dude, I hear she likes Brokencyde.
Brokencyde sucks, I don't even know how they can be considered music.
BrokeNCYDE - definition
Music so bad, it has become the universal standard for bad music:
The band that always wins the "what is the worst shit-ass music ever created by man" argument. Everyone thinks that they know horrible music, but upon subjugation to the "freaxx" youtube video, Brokencyde unanimously decides the debate.
It is now the gold standard to which all unbelievably shitty music is to be compared.
<SH>: Oh man, you should have heard this terrible fucking band this emofag was playing in his car. I mean worst music EVER
(creates jerking motion with hand)
: Oh yeah? Listen to this.
(finds Brokencyde on youtube)
: ...my god.
(loses faith in humanity)
BrokeNCYDE - slang
A person who listens, or looks like they listen to Brokencyde.
Guy1: Hey, Guy2, look at that guy, I bet they're a brokencyder.
Guy2: Damn Guy1, big time brokencyder.
BrokeNCYDE
The equivalent of having the penis of Satan violently shoved into your ear.
Or Ear Rape that some people actually want.
Kid 1: I heard that new Brokencyde song.
Kid 2: Well, I feel bad for you already.
BrokeNCYDE
Brokencyde (marketed as brokeNCYDE and also known as BC13) is a 4-piece group from New Mexico that combines crunk and screamo musical styles. Many music listeners despise them, and they get almost invariably bad reviews by magazines and critics. Brokencyde still maintains a fairly large audience of mostly "scene" teenagers, who themselves are often harshly criticized. Their latest album, as of November 2009, is I'm Not A Fan..But The Kids Like It. Brokencyde has garnered intense hatred from all music circles, and is universally regarded as an example of poor music, both lyrically and musically.
Typically found on a music forum:
lol i just got the new brokeNCYDE record
You have terrible taste in music
stfu faggot ur music sux cock
Agree with FG, banned
BrokeNCYDE
The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.
1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."
2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."