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What is Brokencyde?
Brokencyde is an American Crunkcore band from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Orginating in 2006 to present.
Brokencyde also has been called a disgrace to the music world by critics.
Brokencyde fan: OMG listen to this song.
Non-Brokencyde fan: by who?
Brokencyde fan: Brokencyde!
Non-Brokencyde fan: Hell no get that out of here!
Brokencyde - video
Brokencyde - what is it?
Four men who makes utterly horrendous noise from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Brokencyde (noun): a shrill, excruciating, high-pitched sound, often confused with the sound of two cats fucking. It will make the deaf cry, babies want to crawl back inside their mothers, it will turn men into serial killers, and often puts chills down your spine. At first all you can do is laugh, but after 30 seconds you often find yourself with a face of such horror that you will literally run away screaming to the kitchen where you will tear out your eyes, ears and throat with a salad fork and pour acid down your throat to help 'take away the pain'.
Jim: Hi mike
Mike: Hey Jim how's it goin'?
Jim: Not good, could you come over later and help me pour hot boiling acid down my throat and face?
Mike: WHY?!!??!?!!?!
Jim: I was forced to listen to Brokencyde
Mike: Oh..No problem, want to just do it now?
What does "Brokencyde" mean?
A group who after having listened to them is the only good reason to commit suicide. A group that's like an aural and visual train wreck...you don't want to look but you did...you want to take your eyes off...but you can't. A group whose music is surely a sign that America is going straight down the drain and will surely fall in the years to come because the youth of America, our future leaders and such, are a bunch of retarded monkeys who actually let this shit get popular.
Hey, did you hear, Tommy committed suicide?
Oh, man...what a shame. The selfish prick.
No, it was a reasonable suicide. He listened to Brokencyde and couldn't get that crap out of his head.
Yep, makes sense to me.
Brokencyde - what does it mean?
brokencyde are completly and and truly shit
i dont know who the singer thinks he is his lyrics are shit
bree bree WTF
Brokencyde - meaning
No words can describe how bad this music actually is. Listen to like the first minutes of Schizophrenia on youtube. If you still have your ears, you get a small cookie :).
Friend 1: Dude, i just listened to Schizophrenia by Brokencyde. IT IS AMAZING. *offers headphone
Friend 2: rly? *puts in headphone
Newscaster: Today, a child, age 15, hung himself from a tree limb on school premises. When we asked the last person to talk to him what could've caused this, he said: "I just forced him to listen to this Brokencyde song..." we understood immediately that Friend 1 was the murderer. Later today, he was convicted of 2nd degree murder. He was locked away for 30 years...
Brokencyde - definition
A group of individuals with questionable intelligence, tallent and reason to live that have sucessfully turned the expression 'chicken scratch' into an audible noise.
Their 'music' (insert joke) relates primarily to the sheep-like, mongroll race of mamal decribed as emo's.
Frequent remarks that can be heard following the discovery of such hillarious bahhuuullshhiiitt!.. are as followed:-
1) OH MY JESUS LORD they make soulja boy look like a lyrical god!
2) I want to emigrate (those hailing from the states.. thank fuck I don't live there but no offense, I feel your pain)
3) Suicide may actually be the answer, though I fear death won't take THIS pain away.
4) Fuck-it.. lets give it a go anyway.. kill me, kill me now!
5) If there is a God.. fuuuk me he must be a merciful one.
6) Ahhh that's what the living result of beastiality is..
.. and I could go on but it'd only give them more publicity, increase my blood pressure, break my threshold for laughter orrr lead to future impotency.
THE END.
Imagine four things plus one other thing from Albuquerque New Mexico, USA.. jacking each other off so hard skin has begun to tear.. throw in a few mindless word combos AND a few carefully selected samples from techno, pop, crunk lil jon shit, emo, screamo, fagboygirl, scenekid music.. subsequentially record that shit.. play it to a record label, get signed.. and whaalaa! you have BROKENCYDE!
Brokencyde - slang
A group from New Mexico who are widely despised because of their music. However, Alot of people like them. Mostly "scene kids" who are made fun of. Brokencyde still manages to make it through. They have many fans but will most likely not be around for a while.
"Brokencyde rocks!"
"What the shit are you talking about?!"
Brokencyde
Brokencyde is possibly one of the worst bands ever. People don't know how that noise they make is even considered music.
Dude, I hear she likes Brokencyde.
Brokencyde sucks, I don't even know how they can be considered music.
Brokencyde
Music so bad, it has become the universal standard for bad music:
The band that always wins the "what is the worst shit-ass music ever created by man" argument. Everyone thinks that they know horrible music, but upon subjugation to the "freaxx" youtube video, Brokencyde unanimously decides the debate.
It is now the gold standard to which all unbelievably shitty music is to be compared.
<SH>: Oh man, you should have heard this terrible fucking band this emofag was playing in his car. I mean worst music EVER
(creates jerking motion with hand)
: Oh yeah? Listen to this.
(finds Brokencyde on youtube)
: ...my god.
(loses faith in humanity)
Brokencyde
The equivalent of having the penis of Satan violently shoved into your ear.
Or Ear Rape that some people actually want.
Kid 1: I heard that new Brokencyde song.
Kid 2: Well, I feel bad for you already.