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What is Brogramming?
What good friends in Tron are to each other.
- tron is my brogram
Brogramming - video
Brogramming - what is it?
A tv show or special that appeals to men; one in which guys prefer the viewing company of other men. A show that guys hate to watch with women for various reasons (ie: the rules are too difficult to expain, the jokes are unappreciated, etc).
Note: some women are awesome and can enjoy a brogram with the guys quite well!
Girlfriend: Tell me again why you're watching the football game at John's house instead of here with me!
Boyfriend: We've been through this! It's our Brogram! I'll come back and we'll watch something you'd actually enjoy!
What does "Brogramming" mean?
Two computer programmers hanging out and programming together.
Hey bro, get online... let's brogram.
Brogramming - what does it mean?
A group of male soccer players that act gay together and treat women with disrespect. Often cracking women jokes and always known for making hand gestures like jacking off about anything they like or if they are hating on you.
Brogram makes jokes such as: -haha , bro why do women have short feet? so they can stand closer to the sing.
-Dude my girlfriend and me were fighting and she told me to look at it from her perspective, so i went into the kitchen and looked out the window above the sink. hey dude you wanna go play soccer?
Brogramming - meaning
To code with your bros, perhaps with drinks.
Friend: Hey man, whats happening tonight?
You: Dude, we're gonna brogram hard.
Brogramming - definition
When a male of the species coerces another male to attend a given movie screening by impugning his manhood.
Alejandro: "You're a douchebag if you don't come to the movie--I mean you, Kurtiss."
Kurtiss: "There should be a law against your brogramming. What if I don't like Terrence Malick?
Brogramming - slang
The act of coding while drunk.
John: Hand me that beer so I can get back to brogramming.
Brogramming
The act of coding in between workout exercises
"You gonna hit the gym this week?"
"Nah..I was planning to be brogramming this week"
Brogramming
The act of creating a computer program in the company of your bros.
Want to go get a beer after we're done brogramming?
Want to get a six pack then get back to brogramming?
Brogramming
The act of writing computer code while visibly adhering to brogrammer norms.
The practice is usually seen as annoying, as the brogrammer appears to be desperately or intrusively seeking the appearance of being cool, technically adept, and/or productive, i.e. "crushing it".
Programming while using drugs or alcohol, programming with a cap on backwards, programming in any type of clothing that lacks sleeves, programming while listening to music so loudly that people across the room can hear it from one's headphones, programming while violently bobbing one's head to said music, programming with sunglasses on, programming with the hood of one's hoodie on, programming and shouting "fuck" periodically (ostensibly when a super tough coding problem is encountered), programming with one's feet up, programming in the close possession of an inordinate amount of energy drinks, etc. are all examples of brogramming