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What is Bristols?
The act of becoming severly intoxicated while at Bristol Motor Speedway. Typically accompanied with vomitting, random acts of tomfoolery and belligerent outbursts of profanity.
While watching the race in Bristol, Frank the Tank began showing signs of being bristoled. Drink stains on the shirt, graphic sexual conversation with the hired bartender and an unwillingness to cooperate were all clear signs of being bristoled.
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Bristols - what is it?
The act of riding the curtails of someone else's notoriety to achieve success.
The extreme bristoling during season 11 of Dancing With the Stars led to several qualified dancers being eliminated prior to the finals, in favor of a less qualified dancer.
What does "Bristols" mean?
Bristol is the only suburban town, but called a city, you will see a 14 year old on a skateboard carrying a 40oz while smoking a cigarette. It is also the only place you can catch people dealing drugs on the street attached to the police station. The only place where the cops care less than anything about dui this side of the mississippi. And why? Because the towns newspaper tells you where the DUI checkpoints are the day before. It is the place where the middle-schoolers party harder than your average college student. White suburbia at its finest. The only place you can find a wizard waving to you on a busy intersection or perhaps a vietnam vet who took rides a bicycle that he stole and yells crazy things, and everyones pretty sure he has a steady diet of malt liquor. Bristol is the amsterdam of connecticut, everyone you know sells drugs. Most of them are the most wannabe malibus most wanted type gangsta kids ever. Bristol is the one city you love to hate and somehow can never leave. Home of espn.
Kid at party: You from bristol?
Matt budson: yeah
Kid at party: You got bud?
Matt budson:yeah I got piff all day nothing less than a quarter kid.
Kid at party: damn them kids from bristol are crazy.
Bristols - what does it mean?
The best city in the world.
Despite it's chav image Bristol is one of the most up and coming cities in the UK with it's music scene etc. It's also got the highest income per head of any UK city other than London and is currently ungoing a big boom time with redevelopments all over the city.
Bristol is cooler than your city.
"Man I wish I lived in Bristol"
Bristols - meaning
Is a city. South West of England. Populated with various types of ethnicity. Compared to other cities this is a unique one, loads of bars and clubs, pub, cinema, ice rink, rock climbing, absailing, canoeing and activities to choose from here. Although you get the odd few yobs... the yobs have to decide carefully as to who their target will be. Do not give in to these people or let them intimidate you.
Bristol is very hectic and Livley on weekends with a great atmosphere and on the weekdays a a few bars and clubs still manage to be livo!!
Outsiders to Bristol should respect the history,land, people and the ground on which they walk.
jimmy: lets travel to Bristol, get pissed, get laid, go home!
Sebastian: I would love to engage in the process of travelling to Bristol, I heard its hectic down ther.
Bristols - definition
bristol is a city in the southwest of England and the home of ket and raves. Most people go there to get smashed on a Saturday night. They have some of the best festivals, clubs and raves and the people are pretty chill too. You'll most likely find teens skating and smoking weed and uni students dressing poor.
"mate I wanna get pissed"
"lets head to bristol"
Bristols - slang
Breasts / collective noun for Bristol cars
When driving past the Bristol garage in Kensington (with your girlfriend in the passenger seat), exclaim "nice Bristols!" - quickly followed by pointing at the Bristol garage on the corner, before you get a slap.
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Female breasts. From the rhyming slang 'Bristol Cities'.
She's got a nice pair of bristols.
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Phoar look at the set of Bristols on her
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(UK) tits - From cockney slang "Bristol City = Titty"
Your sister's got great bristols mate. How much to squeeze 'em?