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What is Brisbane?
The most dead boring town on the entire planet where nothing ever changes except the weather. Full of old people but still 30 years behind Sydney. Pretends to be a major city but is farrr from it. The food sucks and brisbanites usually survive purely off KFC, stale bread or rotten bananas from Coles. This atrocious diet usually results in most of the species looking like inbreds, except for some of the women, who for some strange reason are often drop dead gorgeous. Who knows what they're trying to impress though in this flat as town. Oh wait, sorry, it's far from flat and you can't even walk outside without burning 3000 calories. The worst thing though is probably the obsession over what school your kid goes to, as well as the massive number of toxic normies who pretend they don't know you (even though they have for 20 years).
Gareth to friend: "oh look that's Josh from high school"
... "Hi Josh!"
Josh pretends not to hear and walks right on past to his ute-
Friend: "welp. that's Brisbane for you!!"
Brisbane - meme gif
Brisbane - video
Brisbane - what is it?
Shitty city, ugly, humid, wet, sweaty, dirty, boring.
I'm going to kill myself!
Oh, my best friend went to Brisbane once
What does "Brisbane" mean?
A very small town in the suburbs of San Francisco, California about two minutes away from Daly City. This town is full of white boys who a) think they are cholos, b) wish they were cholos, and c) give cholos a bad name. On the whole, there is only one sexy man, who is the only true cholo, even if he is a nino mimado.
Never date a guy from Brisbane.
"Hey, that white kid has a really squeaky voice, rides his scooter round town, says 'fuck' every three seconds, sags his pants, failed Spanish, and still attempts to speak it in a derogatory manner!"
"Wow, he must be from BRISBANE!"
-or-
"Ay! Look at papi!"
"Yeah, the only one in BRISBANE."
Brisbane - what does it mean?
We went to brisbane for the week, fuck it was boring
Brisbane - meaning
Cautious, yet tedious. Mildly spicy. The best time of your tragic life. When the most awesome thing ever happens yet you don't have the mental capacity, vocabulary or energy to describe it...
I was running late to see Insurgent but realized I was actually 20 mins early!! That's SO Brisbane!
Brisbane - definition
The ultimate trap house that no one can leave, literally, because the door is fucked. All things happen in here and everything stays inside and winds up lost or stolen by an haunting shady ghost.
Yo, I just went inside brisbane and I'm still here.
"Come through brisbane, I promise you won't get trapped" (how most people get trapped)
Brisbane - slang
The only place to be the capital of 2 different places.
Queensland, and the whole of Asia.
Person 1 (Blindfolded)
Person 2: Happy B'day!
Person 1: OMG YOU TOOK ME TO HONG KONG!
Person 2: No? We're just in Brisbane.
Brisbane
The most livable city in the world... Is one of those cities where no matter how long you are there for, whatever the occasion (holidays, stop over, working holiday) or where you are from... it still feels like home!
Brisbane - 'Welcome Home'
Brisbane
The capital city of Queensland. The best place in the world to live and work.
I was born and bred in Brisbane. It roxs my sox!
Brisbane
A city in the Sunshine State, Queensland. It's an amazing place when half the city isn't underwater.
"Welcome to Brisbane! Capital city of the Sunshine state!"
"Dude, it's flooding"