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What is Breton?
A small island on the East Coast of Canada, infested with senior citizens.
Not really mcuh to do there, unless you are so inclined to go drinking every other night or pop stolen prescription drugs (oxycotins). In the summer, you can't even go swimming really casue most of the beaches are closed due to contamination.
The people, while nice, are a little hypocritical. They like to harp on about how the gov't screws them and owes them this and that, but don't mind sitting at home collecting
pogey 10mths at a time, in between dash and grabs to Alberta.
Claim to be the friendlist place in Canada, and yea it is to an extent, but you will find that all of Atlantic Canada is friendly on pretty much the same level, including Newfoundland.
They kind of have a delusioned view on how the rest of Canada views them. They think they are cuddly and everyone loves them, but in reality most people (esp. Ontario west) think they are a bunch of lazy fuckwads who dont want to work, sorry guys if that sounds harsh, but thats how it is (I've seen it)
Lastly, if you are from Halifax, heaven forbid you mention that while you are visiting there or live there I lived there for 3 years, and once I revealed I was from Halifax, I was the brunt end of ignorant treatment and spite. This most likely has to do with the rediculous inferiority complex that most Capers have for Halifax, truth be told, most Halegonians don't give a shit about you unless they are
related to you (sorry)
Cape Breton, It's an Ok place, but I'm glad I don't live there anymore.
Breton - meme gif
Breton - video
Breton - what is it?
A Newfie who missed the ferry.
Newfie 1: Oh great, we missed the ferry.
Newfie 2: Then that makes us Cape Bretoners.
What does "Breton" mean?
“Manny, ur a freak!”
“Shut up Breton Rice , ur a fatass and an idiot!”
“Dies”
Breton - what does it mean?
A bad ass hunting dog in my preference the best of the pointing breeds grouse quail and pheasants nothing stands a chance when this dog is around.
Person 1:Dude i finally got a Epagnuel Breton.
Person 2:Dude im so jealous you have to let me go hunting with you.
Breton - meaning
The greatest of all time, he's unmatched in intellect and dominance. The true alpha and king, our true lord and savior. Many view him as the devil while others see other wise. Be wary though, he will cuck you as he's a sadist by nature. Luis A Breton is one above all and will bless you if you gain his hand in friendship. Also has monster schlong. Sinful and full of lust, a nymph.
Luis A Breton: DON"T SAY MY NAME JUAN!
*Tornado Appears*
-Juan has the party
Breton - definition
An island in eastern canada part of nova scotia the best place on earth to live the island is shaped like the number six.
I will always love living in cape breton
Breton - slang
n.
A Breton is a tiny mischievous creature, like an imp, except with stunning and dashing looks, so it does not appear to be dangerous. Although it can slit your throat with ease and the utmost of celerity.
Johnny- "Hey I think I just heard a Bret"(slits throat.) /dies
Timothy- "Woah that must be a Breton, I'm getting the fuck out of h"(slits throat) /dies
Breton
A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.
Bretons are part-elvish and part-human beings (more human than elvish) that populate the province of High Rock, where the second game of the series, Daggerfall, takes place. They are capable mages with high magicka resistance. Other than that, they have few distinctive features. They are considered an intelligent human race in Tamriel, known for a proficiency in abstract thinking, a possible reason for their adeptness in the magical arts.
The Bretons' origin can be traced to the First Era of Elder Scrolls history, when the Aldmer attacked and destroyed the Nedic holdings in Skyrim. Many of the female Nords captured in the raids were subsequently enslaved as concubines, and gave birth to mixed Aldmer-Nord offspring, termed Manmer by the pure-blooded Nords. While the Aldmer maintained control of Tamriel, the Manmer lived as lower-class citizens, supporting their meric brethren. After the Aldmer lost their foothold, the remaining Manmer interbred with the controlling human races. The Bretons of modern-day Tamriel have a much-diluted meric ancestry, seen in their higher magical affinity.
It is assumed that Bretons are based on the Breton people of France (or Celtic people in general), just as it is assumed that Imperials are based on the Romans.
A Breton is particularly skilled in mysticism and healing and summoning magic, which means they are natural defensive mages.
Breton
Breton is a wonderful little town full of nice people unless you piss them off, they are pretty much like Warburg but smarter and more secretive with shit. Breton kicks ass and smokes grass
Bill: What’s a better town, Breton or Warburg
Frank: dude, that’s like asking “what’s betters smart tv or a garbage can”
Bill: Well which one is the garbage can?
Frank: Are you high? Obviously fuckin Warburg, Breton rules
Breton
Breton is a loyal, caring, handsome as hell guy. He will always put others first and will do the best he can do make you happy. He is funny and can be annoying but in the best way. If you come across a Breton do not take advantage of him. He deserves the best of the best so make sure you love him well. Breton will also have really nice facial features!
That guy is so handsome, he must be a Breton.
Wow, Breton is so caring.