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What is Boonton?
A town in New Jersey that neighbors with Mountain Lakes, commonly mistaken to be integrated with the stereotype of "Mountain Lakers", yet Boonton Township residents are far more different in relation to: automobiles, luxury, wealth, clothing & accesories, work ethic, and amount of employment.
Those Boonton Township residents work there hands to the bone.
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Boonton - what is it?
A tiny town in Morris County, NJ. Full of rolling lawns, milling alpacas, which are commonly mistaken for llamas, although there are a couple llamas, too. And some sheep. There are farms, many pretty houses, an pre-k thru 8th grade school, a ridiculous amount of bears, deer, and squirrels, a mountain (supposedly haunted by an indian cult), a park, half a restaurant, half a strip mall, a private airfield, like five historic houses, some soccer fields, part of the underground railroad, a "private club" (basically a tiny muddy lake full of screaming children and leeches), a crazy rehab center (that claims to be a hospital) LOTS of treeeeees, and a bank. There is no high school, no sidewalks, no library, no streetlights, only one four way intersection (called by the locals "Four Corners"), no ice cream truck (we used to have one but they got rid of it and ruined all the little children's lives), no cell service in the majority of the town, no movie theatre, and no pizza place. The people there are old and conservative, and all own dogs. Every kid goes to the same school for at least nine years and get sick of each other. Overall, its a wonderful place to live.
Dude 1: Where do you live?
Dude 2: Boonton Township?
Dude 1: Never heard of it.
What does "Boonton" mean?
ewwww.. grecco is soooo prettyy .. whoever wrote that ur just a jelous litl btich
boonton is fun and awesome
Boonton - what does it mean?
Boonton is filled with wannabe ghetto kids and guidos. Spiked hair and gel is part of the game. They think they can make fun of ML for being rich, but that obviously only shows their jealousy b/c it's not like ML kids brag about it really and the ones who do are f*ckin gay. A lot of the kids are meatheads and most girls are skanks. Overall just a trashy wannabe town that will never compete with the big timers.
Yo vinnie, pass me the hair gel and fcuk fitted shirt.
Hey shawana, how many d1cks did you score over the weekend?
Boonton - meaning
um boonton you guys are a bunch of wanna be ghetto kids but really u live in boonton which is like right next to mountain lakes u live in the fucking suburbs for god sake ur not tough shit like u think and sorry that us people from mountain lakes have money and nice things like why is it necessary for u to hate us for that because ur jelous...alright and greco is not a laker and never will be cuz shes an orange bitch that looks like a fucking ugly ghetto boonton dragqueen
yo im from boonton and i hang out at walmart cuz im that cool
Boonton - definition
boonton may not be the richest nicest town ever but its ight..... it may not have big house's and fucking rich ass snobby ass kids but boonton kids would rip any of the m lakes kids in half....... lincoln park kids go to boonotn high school so both towns r the same..... m lakes has a good lax team thats it there football team got lucky........ so laker u guys r fucking awsome((((grecco))) so shut the fuck up all u lakers sept the boonton town ship ones some of them r kool
fuck u m lakes ur fucking gay
Boonton - slang
Kinda like OBX. You ether live in the flats and are poor af, or you live in the parks or the hills and you’re rich rich. Lot of shady people (who don’t live in Boonton) come and hang-around because no one is gonna ask them two leave. Good sport teams. TO MANY ITALIAN PLACES. PICK 1. Police don’t do shit and fires happen ALL the time.
Bro one: Hey, wanna come to Boonton? I’m playing them in a game tonight.
Bro two: Where?
Boonton
The only place you’ll find 6 fucking pizza places on a street that stretches under one mile. Full of stoners and weirdos. One spot it’s flat as shit and the other it’s hilly as fuck. Kinda built like a flat girl with big titties. Pretty much the poor version of ML, and has a goofy looking high school with a bunch of weirdos and people trying to have a good time. Stoner Central (pretty much everyone you meet under the age of 10 has hit a joint) Literally nobody south 5 miles of here knows that Boonton exists.
Hey Jerry wanna go to Romas in Boonton?
Jerry: How about Pasqualles?
Wait how about TOTP?
Jerry: Actually Vinnies sounds good
Never mind we’ll just go to Resivoir Tav.
Jerry: Arent they all on the same fucking street?
Yup.
Boonton
Kids that are great at basketball in middle school. They won the championship and beat LP and Mountain Lakes. Won like ten games without losing. LP was so sick too after they lost the championship.
I wish my kid played like Boonton in 2017.
Boonton
a small town in Morris County NJ. It is made up of mainly working class people just trying to get by. It is only about 2 square miles in area, and everything is in walking distance if you're willing to hike up a few hills. Boonton has a train station that is still in opperation and is home to the Boonton Bombers athletic teams.
Current day Boonton is located about a mile up the Rockaway River from Old Boonton, which has been under the Jersey City Reservior since 1902.