Both a title and a privledge given to the manhood of those fortunate enough to have been blessed with a penis that provides women with previously unattainable pleasure and satisfaction. Its what legends are truely made of.
Gf-"Hey babe, I think Mr. Boombastic wants to come out and play with me...can he? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
A newly emerging unit of measurement. Created to measure the level of a combination of feelings including euphoria, ecstasy, excitement (usually but not limited to non sexual excitement), light-heartedness, and general glee in any said person. The boomb is a linear dynamic unit which scales its self to the person performing the measurement, or the observer/listener.
One boomb is defined as βthe level of positive feelings and emotions experienced whilst listening to oneβs favourite songβ. Zero boombs is the level of positive feelings and emotions experienced whilst in a comatose state. The boombasticness of any given event is therefore measured relative to a predetermined level of emotion, which any observer/listener can scale to their own experiences.
The unitβs primary function is to convey to others exactly how enjoyable, exiting and exhilarating a particular event is, surpassing the current standard of conveying the experience of an event, for example βIt was really goodβ.
Pers. A. βdude, how boombastic was the river (In reference to some extreme white water kayaking) today?β
Pers. B. βlike 45 boombs, it was gnarly!β
Pers. A. βThat lecture on architectural history and theory was lacking boombasticness.β
Pers. B. βYeah, I was registering 0.05 boombsβ
Pers. A. βDam, life is pretty boombastic at the moment.β
Pers. B. βYeah, I love being me. I was averaging 10 boombs yesterday.β