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What is Boff?
A term used to describe a person or the act of chronic masturbation. To be described as a boff, one must be caught frequently masturbating in private, or in public.
1. I just caught Julius boffing it at school....
2. That Boff keeps touching herself on the bus...
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Boff - video
Boff - what is it?
v.
To participate in boffing
i.e. simulated melee combat with mostly-safe padded weapons usually constructed with PVC piping and foam, bound and decorated with various Duct Tapes; often used in LARPing to decide the outcomes of battles.
The word was developed as an Onomatopoeia for the sound usually made when the aforementioned padded weapons strike one another or a person (BOFF!).
In lieu of this, these padded weapons used are commonly called "Boffing Weapons".
One example of boffing combat is to follow "black knight" rules--a reference made from Monty Python's King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy Grail--in that, if you are struck in the arm, you are to pretend you have lost that arm; if you are struck in the leg, you are to pretend you have lost that leg; if you are struck in the crotch, waist, torso, neck, or head, you are to decalre yourself 'dead'; if you are struck on an arm or leg that has been lost, it is assumed that the weapon 'would have' passed through the limb that wasn't there and struck the next part concurrently in its path--usually the torso or another limb, resulting in 'death' or another 'amputation'.
Remember, folks, Boffing is just a game.
"I Challenge you to a Boff!"
"He boffed me over the head and now I have to wait for someone to raise me."
"I won, but he still boffed my arm--where's the healer?"
What does "Boff" mean?
To sniff or inhale
Ie: boffing deoderant with a tea towel over your face
Luke sat with a tea towel covering his nose and sprayed deoderant onto the tea towel ( boffing )
Boff - what does it mean?
To Boff is to close a deal in a sales environment with little or no hope that the deal will stick or an invoice raised pertaining to the order will ever be honoured.
It is an effective sales tactic only if you know you will be in a job no longer than 3 months.
Effective ways to "Boff" would be to uncover personal details by playing a game.
i.e "Can I guess your bank details?"
Or to do it by sleight of hand. i.e. "If you give me your address I can send you out some information" in the full knowledge that you will gain bonus from this poor schmuck whose getting some junk mail they may never make use of.
Excessive "Boffing" can lead to unemployment or excessive office bitching and should be avoided at all costs.
"I just boffed one in!"
"That deal was such a Boff"
"Does he know he's just been Boffed?"
"You are such a Boffer!"
Boff - meaning
An insult which is used against people who are clever. It doesn't make much sense because being clever is not a handicap. So all the people who use boff as an insult should try to do a sum which is easier than 2 + 2 , although I doubt their brains would manage it. Then they will find that being a boff is not such a bad thing. It is certainly better than being a chav
Chavette: OMFG ur such a boff.
Boff: Better than being a chav with no brains, like you.
Etc etc.
Boff - definition
(North East England)
To smell or sniff something
"Shall we gan boff some candles in TK MAXX?"
Boff - slang
A Boff is someone who smokes snide richmonds on purpose and is A term used to describe people who are unintentionally freaks or could be someone with resin teeth
Reece Finley is a proper boff
Boff
What nerds say when they mock other nerds.
That guy is such a boff!
Boff
another way to reference electronic cigarette or a vape, without sounding like a nerd
“can i have go of your boff mate?”
“aye pal there ya go”
Boff
The act of being a slag, but not a bad slag, an impressive slag.
can be referred to as “Boffy”
Liz was a proper boff last night in baa bars