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What is Blob?
Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.
I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.
Blob - meme gif
Blob - video
Blob - what is it?
A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.
You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob
What does "Blob" mean?
That's a decent sized blob. Who did you score that from.
Heroin smoked on foil is a blob. Also can be called a beetle
Example.
Person 1.That is a nice blob. Sort me out please
Person 2. No.
Person 1. Come on man. That blob is huge
Blob - what does it mean?
An obese or not good-looking person. Usually pisses you off and reminds you of a viscous substance.
Bro stupid eating so much, you literal blob
Blob - meaning
What you feel you are when comparing yourself to an extremely attractive person, and deciding that you are the most unattractive person on earth in comparison.
Alyssa: Did you see that picture of Liam Payne's girlfriend? I'm such a blob compared to her.
Emma: No you're not! I am definitely the blob here compared to both you and her.
Alyssa: Lets just have a blob night.
Blob - definition
B-basic
L-last
O-option
B-bae
I have to get a blob for this party because all the hot girls are rejecting me.
Blob - slang
A blob is a basic last option bae when it's coming to the end of the night and u want a quick fuck
As ksi said in laid in America "tamatha is a complete blob"
Blob
What you call a big fat guy named BOB.
Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.
Blob
British slang for a condom.
"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"
Blob
A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.
#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol
1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.
2. Girl, she's just a blob.
3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.
4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.
6. That blob doesn't even matter though!
7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!
8. Have a seat, blob.