Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Berto?

Berto, short for Heriberto, is a man with well-defined abdominal muscular structures. Berto is also used to describe someone with a big butt that, regardless of sexual orientation, attracts someone of the same gender.

Him: I want to eat chocolate

Other Him: mmmm that chocolate bar reminds me of Berto and his phat ass.

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Berto - meme gif

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Berto - video


Berto - what is it?

A Berto is a convicted rapist, usually a child rapist

“I just got a call from my neighbor, sounds like a Berto is moving into our neighborhood
“Oh shit Kyle, you better hide your kids

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What does "Berto" mean?

A sweaty fat kid that smells

Did u shower cause u smell like a Berto

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Berto - what does it mean?

A person with an over inflated sense of self-esteem There are secretly in the closet and are also constantly late showing up to places of employment and other important things Very unathletic as well. . Recently circa 2012, they are also the worst known drivers of cars in the Untied States.

J stop being such a Berto! You almost killed me driving to Coventry in your S10 truck. You are a horrible driver and are not sweet at things.

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Berto - meaning

The cutest silliest dude in this world. Also very sus and a gatekeeper.

Beto is sooo sus

Berto is soooo cutee
Berto is soooooo silly

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Berto - definition

Someone who looks like Bert from Sesame street and speaks Spanish.

EW LOOK A SMELLY BERTO!

I went down to the taco place yesterday and saw a Berto.

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Berto - slang

A berto is a person that smokes weed and takes children home instead of his wife

Oh im so high right now how about you little kid im glad i took you home and not my wife cause im a berto

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Berto

Penis,

Mate, Look At The Size Of My Berto

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Berto

A Berto is someone who enjoys and loves to eat cement. You can hear the crunch of a Berto from miles away.

"Did you see Berto bring cement for lunch again? He hasn't stopped crunching."

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Berto

The coolest guy in the world!

I wish i was Berto

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