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What is Berkley?
A Berkley is a punishment and can be administered when your girl drops your phone. You issue her pain by lifting your hand (The hand you use, will be determined by where your girl is positioned at the time the dropping of the phone occurs).
If she is on your left side. Swing your left arm up towards your right shoulder so that the palm is inward facing the shoulder. Then slide your arm up so that your left hand is by your right ear.
Shake your arm and form your hand in pimp-hand formation. Look at your girl and get pissed. Then swing your left hand from your shoulder to her face in a down and up swing like swinging a bat. Before you swing and smack, remember while your hand is in a shaking pimp hand form shout out BERKLEY in the most nerdy hateful way, then swing away. DO THIS ALL AT ONCE FOR POSITIVE RESULTS
People who issue the Berkley are complete white trash, army brat, abusive assholes. You should never hit women
His girl dropped his phone and he gave her da Berkley.
He is a real dumbass.
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Berkley - what is it?
a place where gay men make-out with each other and lesbians makeout with each other
What does "Berkley" mean?
A big fat ugly hippo who enjoys eating llamas and bathing in sheep's blood. Berkleys always try to steal your food and possibly your soul. They often hide your soul in raisin boxes and try to steal your children.
Johnny: "Hey have you seen my soul? I left it over here by the raisin section...."
Berkley: "IT'S MINE BIATCH"
Berkley - what does it mean?
A place (nothing to do with California) formerly occupied by swillards (see "swillard") of the first order. Severe drinking most frequently leading to events of sheer audacity and stupidity (ie: haybales and broken fish tanks). Bordered on Crack Alley, the location of many a fine football and basketball games in the midst of drug deals (and according to legend: the raping of Chief Ike). Otis, the Fresh Abe, Chief Ike, LABH, Stussy, and Raybird were dishonored members.
Berkley is hellellell!
Berkley - meaning
The most Handsome guy you'll ever meet, usually blond haired, Atheltic, Loyal, and only has 1-4 friends but very loyal and the best friend if you ever meet someone named Berkley acknowledge the moment.
Some guy: yo did you see Berkley in last night's bears basketball game
Other guy : yeah it was awesome
Berkley - definition
The last name of Granville Berkley, one of the pioneers of the city of Boulder, CO. He was a lawyer and judge in the courthouse in boulder. He even has a street named after him called Berkley Ave. Boulder, CO. And he still has a house on that road with an ice house that is believed to be haunted by the ghost of Granville himself.
holy crap is that Granville Berkley in the old ice house... no thats just a ghost.
Berkley - slang
Berkley is a girl that is beautiful. She is gifted through the arts and is kind hearted. She is laid back and chill but she takes things seriously. Berkley is a girl that you can be totally crazy with, but also have serious conversations with. If you are going through tough times, she will help you through it. If you have a Berkley. Don't take her for granted.
Berkley is an amazing friend
Berkley
“Teen in Berkley, Michigan hospitalized after mistaking a broken crack pipe for a regular crack pipe”
Berkley
The most amazing half-brit I have ver met and will ever meet in my entire life. She is the kind of girl you want to be. She is super fun, crazy at times, super chill, and super beautiful!!! She's got the prettiest eyes and a perky-cute nose. She has the softest hair in the world and most of all she is very intelligent! Another important detail, is that she's is an amazing friend one could have. She's nice and energetic who loves almost all types of music, even the one I disagree with...country. When she wants to, she gives the warmest hugs ever. Overall, Berkley is the best person and the most unique person in the world and she is loved by everyone that matters!
Have you seen that girl Berkley!? She's awesome!
Berkley can read peoples minds, especially mine.
So I told Berkley my dirty, little secret and she accepted me for who I am.
I love it when I point out my eyes, she's afraid.
Berkley
a free sprited fun-loving girl. Let life roll off her back and keeps her head held high. Very talented musically and always has a song in her head. Sweet caring and never meets a stranger. Will probally be a actress or singer.
Berkley-The most forgiving person in the world without a doubt. Loves so much and has so much to give will find a mate and love him till he dies.