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What is Bergman?
What you call a cranky old, uneducated electrical engineer who hates Microsoft. Also, possibly the Oakland County Michigan child killer from the 1970's.
Did you hear that old crank guy being a Ronald Boyd Bergman, screaming microsucks as he couldn't get another project to work?
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Bergman - what is it?
When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.
I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.
What does "Bergman" mean?
The all purpose answer to any question. If you don't know the answer or are stuck on a hard question, just say this, and even if it's not right, you'll at least get a laugh!
*can be used interchangably with Walter Kronkite
Q: "Who was the fourth person to sign the British treaty at Versailles?"
A: "Ingrid Bergman!"
Q: "Who was King Charles I's second wife?"
A: "Ingrid Bergman!"
Bergman - what does it mean?
Swedens most famous director. He's like a hundred years old, seems to be depressed all the time, an lives alone on a small island outside the swedish coast. Often wears a basque, and are made fun of by swedish comedians.
The movie "The Seventh Seals" is one of his movies.
It's about this guy who meets up with Death, and then they play chess.
- "Vem är du?"
- "Jag är Döden."
- "Kommer du för att hämta mig?"
- "Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida."
Means:
- "Who are you?"
- "I'm Death.
- "Are you coming to get me?"
- "I´ve already been with you for a long time."
- Who's that old guy over there?
- Don't you know, it's Ingmar Bergman.
- Who the f*** is that?
- You ignorant bastard.
Bergman - meaning
A great movie director from Sweden who past two weeks ago (30th July). R.I.P.
He made movies like: The Seventh Seal, Fanny & Alexander, Autumn Sonata and The Silence.
Guy A: Did you know that Ingmar Bergman just died?
Guy B: Yeah, I saw it on the news. He was a great filmmaker.
Bergman - definition
When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.
"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."
Bergman - slang
A huge fat worthless piece of crap that gets pwnd daily!
Your so worthless im going to call you Bergman from now on.
Bergman
To ignore or 'blank' a request for more information usually via Email.
I've just received an Email from Mike asking if we will pay his invoice. Shall I reply or just do a Bergman?
Bergman
From Berg.
Berg itself is German, meaning mountain. IE: Iceberg, mountain of Ice.
Also spelled Bergmann.
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An innuendo creating machine, an individual who's innuendo output is simply unstoppable.
"Aww man, that kid is totally 'Bergman', he's spiting out innuendos like a tsunami of vicious sex related snakes.