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What is tsunami?
1) Apparently offensive when used as a pick-up line on Dec 31 '04: "I'm a tsunami! I come in waves!"
2) Also apparently offensive when yelled at the top of one's voice in a crowd of drunken revellers, while throwing water over everyone nearby. Some people have no sense of humour!
3) An amazingly effective way for nature to scream "STOP FUCKING BREEDING!!!!!" Neither AIDS nor SARS worked as population control methods, so the Earth Mother cracked the shits and went postal!
Fuck the tsunami survivors! No-one threw billions of dollars at me when I got hit by a water bomb!
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Tsunami - what is it?
Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here.
is what Dewleezle thought
when she saw the tsunami
approach the coast.
What does "tsunami" mean?
Something the owns asia hardcore.
Man, that tsunami fucking owned thailand.
Tsunami - what does it mean?
The act of leaning a large container, such as a garbage can, that is full of water against someone's door so it floods their room when they open the door.
Shannon and I are going to tsunami Leslie so that her carpet will be soaked for weeks.
Tsunami - meaning
When a man receives oral sex while defacating and the girl then gets hit in the face by water from the resulting splash; a blumpkin with a splash.
Sandy was surprised yet refreshed by the tsunami she gave Bob.
Tsunami - definition
noun: A delicious (yet powerful) drink consisting of equal parts Absolut Citron, 7-UP, and Redbull.
Its chemical effect on the the female bloodstream is akin to a liquid (but legal) form of GHB.
'I hit her up with two tsunamis and that was all she wrote...'
Tsunami - slang
When you piss everywhere in a bathroom
"Man, we that bathroom was hit by a triple tsunami, the walls and floors were full of piss!"
"Let's go tsunami"
Tsunami
a tsunami destroyed the whole eastern seaboard!
Tsunami
A series of waves in a body of water (ocean, sea, lake, etc) that wreaks havoc on the coastlines of said body of water. Caused by displacement of the water, like throwing a rock into a pond; mostly caused by earthquakes, landslides, volcanic eruptions, the occasional asteroid/comet, anything that disrupts the water.
Unlike ordinary waves, tsunami waves act more like shock waves from an explosion; they affect the whole water column from the surface to the sea floor and in the open sea travel as fast as an airliner. In deep water, they hardly look different from normal waves, but as they approach the shore they slow down, their energy is compressed, and they turn into monsters: the water often drains from the beach, exposing the sea floor and stranding boats and sea animals (people should know that this is a warning to run like hell for high ground); then the first of a series of increasingly huge waves batter the coastline and sweep people inland, one wave coming in just as the previous one is draining away; finally, the waves drain back to sea, dragging debris and people with them and leaving the coast a mass of wreckage.
The Japanese are regularly visited by tsunami. The evidence for this is the word itself, which means "harbor wave" in Japanese, referring to the great damage that the waves do to ports (among other things). But even the Japanese are taken by surprise; the 2011 Tokohu earthquake and tsunami proved tsunami barriers useless (many of the 15,000 victims died because of a false sense of security) and nearly created the next Chernobyl.
The Minoan civilization on Crete was severely crippled by many tsunami around 1600 BC when Thera (Santorini) blasted itself 20 miles into the sky.
Tsunami
One of the ocean's deadliest and flashiest weapons in its continuing war on humanity.
The ocean rises up and sends a sweeping wall of itself onto land, killing as many people as it can. The forefront of this assault is called a tsunami.
The ocean must be held accountable for these blatant displays of aggression.