Definder - what does the word mean?

What is thailand?

If you want to be the prime minister, you need to be a military first. And then you do the coup d'etat. Now, you can manipulate all the laws that can give you advantages in the real election.

Did you hear about the election in Thailand that was done by nasty disgusting Prayuth Hua Kuai? I heard that the sum of all votes exceed the number of people who voted.

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Thailand - what is it?

A country where dishes are prepared as follows:

1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.

2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.

3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.

4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.

5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.

A good outcome of the above recipe is "Paad Thai" probably the yuckiest dish ever prepared in the history of Homo Sapiens.

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What does "thailand" mean?

A country from South East Asia that stole from neighboring countries through out the centuries. Such as the glass Buddha from Laos that supposedly FLEW to Thailand and is now chained down so that it wont ever FLY back home. Now trying to say Angkor Wat in Cambodia belonged to the Thai. Funny because the Khmer Empire is older than Siam. Another funny thing is... Why do people in North Eastern Thailand (e-san) speak Laos? um.. maybe it's because their ancestors and the land they stand on today are from the Lao kingdom of Lan Xang.

FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.

Friend: I just plagiarized my essay for English class.

Me: Thats hella Thailand

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Thailand - what does it mean?

1) a country in asia... thats fucknig awesome.
2) a joke you play on your friends, usually guys.

1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*

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Thailand - meaning

A country in Asia where elephants are considered humans.

My wife is a thai elephant!

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Thailand - definition

Place to get a mail order bride.

I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.

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Thailand - slang

A country that has been exploited by greedy westerners.

Property for Sale in Rawai, Phuket, Thailand.

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Thailand

Famous to foreigners for its beautiful beaches,unique foods...............and prostitutes.

And I thought I had seen enough hookers in my touring days when I came to Thailand.

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Thailand

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.

" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"

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Thailand

A country where u go for delicious food.

yam-wun-sen, pad thai, larb, rowm-mit, tom-yam-kung and so on..
a-roy mak mak ka~*^^*(it's soooo delicious~)

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