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What is Benoit?
To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.
See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.
Go benoit yourself
benoit self
benoit yourself now
Benoit - meme gif
Benoit - video
Benoit - what is it?
The nicest, sweetest and most trustworthy person one can meet. Sometimes, however, he can be a pain in the ass and very stubborn. On top of that, his scathing sarcasm is just too hard to understand. He pretends that he doesn’t like monkeys but deep down he just adores them!
He's really a Benoit! The nicest person I ever met
What does "Benoit" mean?
Benoiting is the act of posing in front of a camera (specifically from an Apple iPhone) and showing off what little muscle you have in your right arm. Other forms of Benoiting sometimes include holding various objects that weigh very little and making a duck face. In early 2013, a stipulation was added that while Benoiting, you must wear a shirt (this was due to the fact that Benoiting was starting to get confused with homosexuality). Benoiting really took off on January 3 when PSY was featured Benoiting. Benoiting should not be confused with the term "Benoit". For instance, someone might say "I have to drop a Benoit". It is illegal to take a Benoit, while Benoiting.
" I was on FB last night,and saw this Douche Benoiting! I hate him"
Benoit - what does it mean?
When one has Sarnac and it passes to the grundel/taint.
"I had a bad case of Sarnac that exploded into Benoit."
Benoit - meaning
A verb meaning to inject your family (or one member of your family/girlfriend) with steroids and then kill them via suffocation, strangling, or potentially bodyslamming. Followed by possibly hanging yourself.
(Shae): "Man, my girl pissed me off!"
(Al): "Soooo, whatcha do?"
(Shae):"I had to Benoit her ass man!"
Benoit - definition
Benoit or Mclovin for short is a person that gets pussy every night and every woman wants to sleep with him
Wow, you slept with jeremy’s mom you are such a Benoit
Benoit - slang
To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.
What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.
Benoit
To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.
Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.
OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.
Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.
Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"
Man 1: That's not a bad idea....
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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.
Person 2: Benoit yourself
Benoit
Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.
(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")
Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.
Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)
Benoit
Term used to describe a male who is sexually intrigued and infatuated by other men. He typically displays qualities frequently attributed to females. The Benoit is typically a little bit invasive and can be a little bit stalker Esch.
1. dude, your'e such a Benoit! stop staring at my D***.
2. stop being a Benoit and get out of the mens locker room!
3. its totally cool that your g*y but don't Benoit around me