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What is Bellport?
That of porting a bell (verb)
Going to a posh house in the town of bellport (verb)
I can’t belive your skipping because your bellporting
Darn you Jack
Bellport - video
Bellport - what is it?
1. A struggling high school in eastern Suffolk County. It has a poor administration with the leadership of Bob Chakar and Dr. LaFever. Apparently the source of qualifed administrators is in Upstate New York.
2. Built in the 1960s, in response to a fire that severely damaged what is now the current middle school. Has had civil unrest in the early 1970s from race riots held in the school and student walkouts in response to the oppressive administration at the time.
3. A school well-known for Football, Vollyball, Track, Cross Country, and Basketball.
4. A school that for a while was improving its academic performance.
I graduated from Bellpor High School, now I can succeed.
What does "Bellport" mean?
Welcome to bellport middle school where teachers like ms Garcia tell students to off themselves for missing assignments. Known for its naked protesters and now the district owing 5.9 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!! You will see kids fighting on the daily over some ugly ass boy. Principal Dr colson who couldn’t be bothered to actually do his job, just there for the paycheck. Teachers who bully students and put students at risk of their safety 🥰
You go to bellport middle school?
How’s your mental state probably shitty
Bellport - what does it mean?
bellport middle school is where all the 7th graders are treeshes and suck mad dick , but some of the 8th graders are sexy asf ( javi , cj , jesse , and a lot of other guys ) but besides that everyone smokes nic and weed :)
bellport middle school
Bellport - meaning
A school where people like Mr. Mac should just stop blowing fucking whistles into microphones to get us to shut the hell up bc NEWS FLASH it doesnt fucking work bitches! also, do you want to die? well say no more! bc this school has the best menu to choose your very last fucking bowl of crap. Hooray!!!! on the other hand, if u want to eat uncooked cookies in home ed, you can! you have no other choice but to eat them and puke ur fucking guts out! and this is a special message to Ms. Garcia..... FUCKING QUIT NO ONE WANTS U AS A TEACHER OK?! GOODBYE!
student: how come i can't go to D.C.?
another student: BC WE GO TO BELLPORT MIDDLE SCHOOL, THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND.
Bellport - definition
Bellport Middle School . It’s a gay ass school in Long Island that poisons kids with the toxic school lunch food . It sucks . Also ,, this is a historical school where protesters stand outside naked . But honestlyyy .. the fight are lowkey fire ... but I mean yeah it sucks . Plus ,, all the kids can smd with their irrelevant asses . Don’t be surprised if you walk in and you see a bunch of high kids walking around the hallways . And in this school , you can find drug dealers in the bathroom ! Yay !
Bellport middle school can smd
Bellport - slang
A shitty ass school in a mad broke town the best teacher there definitely mr bux and ms Smith can go shove a flamingo up her ass and ms roach head like judge Judy
Bellport High School sucks complete ass cheeks can’t even go on field trips
Bellport
city on long island, new york famous for shootings and mad weed. if u want a joint just go to the nearest house and they hook u up cheap. 900% of north bellport is balck people which is why they get shot so much. also poor people. but spicys is really good so if u want friend chicken nd koolaid just go to north bellport. whites are not allowed.
>hi do u want to commit suicide?
>yea, lets go to north bellport and call some niggas fags and see what happens
Bellport
ugly gay ass place in long island. it’s a bunch of shitty mfers over there. they can smd 😫. patchogue is better <3
bellport shitty as hell
Bellport
A merchant, tourist/summer home, wealthy/poverished, post-colonial, pre-Laser Beam Modernism town in southern Suffolk County (Long Island, New York).
Quick Stats:
Average Income: $75,957.32 (Loews Standardized Survey '04).
Average IQ: 97 (Loews '04; Stanford-Binet V)
Average Idiot Code Enforcement Officer (per-acre): 3 (Loews '05)
Average MILF (per-acre): 5.78 (Loews '05)
Number of Weird Drug Addicts: 67 (Loews '04)
Number of Failing Businesses: Kitchen and Coffee (Loews '04)
Number of High School Kids Doing Stupid Things on Corners (daily): 11 (Loews '04)
Number of Rich Families Paying Ridiculous Amts. of Money for You To Babysit Their Sons/Daughters While They Are Home: 61 (Loews '04)
Number of Toolbags at the Golf Course/Sailing on the Bay/Hitting on Chicks at the Beach: 89 (Loews '04; New Record as of May '04)
Cash Crop: Pot (see marijuana, reefer, smoke, mary jane, hash, green, dynamo jackson, professor duncan's smooth/victorious spinach, magical thing, trees, thing kids at Bellport put into bongs and smoke a lot)
Bellport was established in 1842 by French/Dutch Settlers. What started off as a good idea soon became home to Isabella Rosellini and her black garments that she wraps herself in (like a mummy) so that no sunlight will touch her regal body, a summer home for Madonna (cancelled, May '03), a stomping grounds for bands such as The Beatless, Alopecia, The Pillow Biters, SGT (summer '02), and excessive banter.
The hot spot in Bellport is most likely the four corners. This is where people gather to pace around, choose whether they want to go to the deli, pizza place, or grocery store, smoke cigarettes, talk about things, skateboard, cavort with cohorts and acquaintances, talk about the failing business Kitchen and Coffee, gossip about rich people (see: old WASPs), and play backgammon.
Current Scenes in Order of Populus (Loews '05):
WASP
Skater-Dude
Punk
Nazi
Nazi-Punk
Neo-Nazi
Post-Punk
Post-Neo-Nazi-Skater-Punk
Square
Indie
The Ashlee Simpson Scene
Italian Metrosexual
Greek Metrosexual
The Weight-Lift Scene
Suped Car/Tinted Window
Ex-Bellport High School Football Player
Ex-High School Graduate
Alky
Pothead
Hot Girls visiting from France for the Summer
Bellport has a bay area where there are boat slips and docks and a playground with a wooden pirate ship stuck in the sand.
Bellport has a ferry and hot girls from France.
Bellport is a sister city of St. Maxime. (What?)
I like to Bellport.
She Bellport's like Ashlee Simpson.
Dude, what the Bellport were you thinking?
Bellport is more to sail.
Bellport is where I kissed Sally on the big wooden boat on that playground.
Bellport and St. Maxime were conceived by the same Mother City.
In Bellport, we take running.