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What is Beets?
A term Massapequa students use as a practical joke towards one another. Inducing online trauma and remorse. The shame of being "BEETS" 'd promotes social dismay and depression.
Yo man, I left my facebook up for one second and I got "BEETS" -Sir Sweeps
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. -Bass
Beets - meme gif
Beets - video
Beets - what is it?
A easier way to say and write beautiful
Oh my gosh your child is so beetful
What does "Beets" mean?
That Brittish band from the Doug Funny Show(cleverly titled Doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head.
The Beets' were the most popular band on the show and were adored by Doug, Skeeter, and Patty.
The Beets' song #1:
"I need more allowance!"
"Yodelllayheeeehoooooooo."
"Why?!"
"Because I do!"
Little girls Doug and Skeeter: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!! The Beets'!!!!"
The Beets' song #2:
"A-eeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"
"Oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"
Little girl Patti wets her pants.
Beets - what does it mean?
Commonly found in a certain business park in Scranton, PA (grown locally at one Schrute Farms), the beet is considered by many to be the mother of all vegetables. Not to be eaten raw by non-beet farmers. Fact- Bears eat beets.
Andy- (bites beet, spits out) You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?
Dwight- (laughs) Cornell. (eats beet)
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Jim- Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight- What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim (aside)- Last week, I saw these glasses on sale. $4. And it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to... (uses calculator watch) $11.
Jim- (places bobblehead on desk)
Dwight (shouting) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim- (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)
Dwight- Oh, thats funny. (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)
(theme song plays)
Beets - meaning
Meeting + Beating. A work meeting where the manager gives a verbal beating to employees.
Our weekly work meetings are becoming beetings given by the managers.
Beets - definition
The best band ever to spring fully formed from a cartoon. More famous songs include "Killer Tofu", "I need more allowance" and "Shout your gums out".
loser: "Damnit man! I tried to get tickets for The Beets, but they were all sold out!"
loyal fan: "You are a fool."
Beets - slang
that band from the Doug show, remember? They did "I need more allowance" and "Killer Tofu"
dude, i remember The Beets.
Beets
A friend of the person who dances about with his tits out all the time, the tit dancer being Toad
"You are gay Beets"
Beets
A vegetable similar to a potato in that it is a root and carries similar qualities to potatos. The inside of this vegetable is purple with blood red juices. Nigger's happen to love this vegetable very much. You have to be careful where you use the word because negros will flock to beets.
"Ya'll got them new Beats by Dre boy?"
"Naw nigga but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd"
"Damn nigga, I love me some beets. Hand em' ova"
Beets
Another word for "Cool" or "Good"
"That fire is hella beets dude!"