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What is Beefer?
noun: beefer; plural noun: beefers
1. Basketball
A colloquialism denoting an individual who takes great delight in collecting rebounds.
Derived from the popular basketball podcast No Dunks (formerly; The Free Agents; The Starters on NBA TV; The Basketball Jones) whereby the skill of rebounding is referred to by the phrase 'Roast Beef'.
Steven Adams and Andre Drummond are the beefers out there, fighting in the paint for some roast beef.
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Beefer - what is it?
Australian for a shit
Aww Man, ya shudda seen the beefer I just laid in the dunny... Rippah!!
What does "Beefer" mean?
These are not just regular fat kids. They are fat, athletic men on the offensive line who can turn and run at any moment, skip pull and ram with the utmost efficiency, and rub a little nasty on their opponent (i.e. Tea-bag). Some may call beefers by another alias which is willmanites. The select few in this brotherhood are joined together by one name, the Beefer Nation. The 2008 offensive linemen for the Permian high school football team are the original founders of the Beefer Nation, and therefore have the privilege to elect other people as beefers.
Man did you see all those beefers?!....No those are just fat kids...
Beefer - what does it mean?
Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.
Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!
Beefer - meaning
Hey, wanna go out back and smoke a beefer?
Man, you should have been there on Saturday, Mike rolled one hell of a Beefer.
Beefer - definition
A term used to categorize a female of substantial size and weight. Unlike your standard run of the mill fat girl, Beefers avoid whale-status by engaging in minor physical activities such as running on the treadmill in ten minute intervals, erotically dancing at frat parties, and vigorously waving their arms as they bitch about their relationships (or lack thereof). Beefers travel in herds (also known as beef stampedes) and can reduce a solid B+ party to a C- in as little time as it takes to fit them all through the front door.
Rob: Hey man, is that party worth stopping by for?
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.
Beefer - slang
A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.
Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.
Beefer
Slang term for a five pound note in the UK, became popular after the discovery of meat waste products in the production of the note.
Have you got two beefers for a tenner?
Beefer
When someone rips a fart which reaks up the general area.
Holy shit! Bob just ripped a big beefy beefer!
Beefer
A beefer is someone that creates beef, drama, fights, etc.
Man, Adams such a beefer!