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What is Base Jumping?
Where a man takes a jump from a highly elevated platform(perhaps sky diving) in hopes of landing his dick into the woman's mouth.
Team work is needed.
Lindsey would you like to attempt an 808 base jump with me? Jamie can come too.
Base Jumping - video
Base Jumping - what is it?
spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
What does "Base Jumping" mean?
An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.
Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.
Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?
Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.
Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
Base Jumping - what does it mean?
referring to the "bases" of sex, i.e. first base- making out. Thus a base jumper is someone who skips over a base.
John: Damn i hear robby went from first to third with you last night!
Jane:What can i say? He is a trained base jumper.
John:Damn bitch
Base Jumping - meaning
when your stupid enough to jump off a building. Simple enough
Why the hell would you jump off a building
Base Jumping - definition
To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
Base Jumping - slang
The sport that only very cool or stupid people do that involves running and then jumping of the side of a cliff or object. After having a wild fall downwards the person pulls their parachute hoping that it opens. If not they die.
<some boy> hey girl did you see steve on the news?
no, what happened?
he went to argentina and died base jumping
ahh, i told him to zig when he thought he should zag
Base Jumping
BASE is an acronym that stands for; Building, Antenna, Span (ex. a bridge), Elevation (ex. a cliff). To become a "base jumper", participants in this extreme sport are required to parachute from at least one of each of the four structures/elevations that make up it's name.
Pro snowboarder, Jim Rippey can be seen performing a base jump from an antenna in the movie, TB8.
Base Jumping
BASE jumping literaly stands for Building, Antenna, Span (bridge), Earth (cliff).
When skydiving isnt quite enough what do you do, base jump. Jumping from a fixed object. It is the craziest fucking shit ever. Basicaly you find a building or anything thats about 400ft and up, and jump off pulling your chute only seconds from the ground. If your reall skilled you do some flips and spins on the way down. There a some hot spots around the world like New River Gorge Bridge (USA), Petronas Towers (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia), and many more.
BASE jumping is sick
Base Jumping
Committing suicide with a backpack on.
Oh, how'd he die? He went base jumping off of the bridge.