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What is Bartolo?
A good friend, but can sometimes be obnoxious. He can remind you of an NPC or even a Nerd 🤓!
Mark: "Hey, Bartolo! How are you doing?"
Anthony Bartolo: "Good morning, I am doing well."
Mark: "Ok well, uh what are you working on?"
Anthony Bartolo: "I'm trying to cut off a deer bone with a gardening tool 🤓!"
Bartolo - meme gif
Bartolo - video
Bartolo - what is it?
If you find yourself a lily Bartolo don't bother wasting your time with her. Lily Bartolo is a fake lying and annoying person. she is ugly and pulls the ugliest boys that are always younger then her because no one around her age likes her. She embarrassing herself every time she opens her mouth and most people hate her and want to bash her.
and just be carful she is also a massive snitch!
Do you know lily bartolo ?
Yeah.
Omg i hate her !
What does "Bartolo" mean?
1) Satan
2) a devil whose "mater is so fat"
3) a devil who looks like an human, but is about 2000 y.o. and have studied whit Cicero
4) sons of a bitch
5) bitch
6) it's the last thing, i promise. SHE IS YOUR MOTHER
Your mother is such a Di Bartolo!
Bartolo - what does it mean?
With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
Bartolo - meaning
See: Golden Bath
The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
Bartolo - definition
A guy who is super good at Smash and I would totally suck his dick.
Man that guy is good at smash, it must be Dante Bartolo, I wanna give him a blowjob.
Bartolo - slang
The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
Bartolo
this word usually comes from mexico.
it means Dumfuck
you are such a bartolo
Bartolo
hey bartolo looking good
Bartolo
One who is full of shit or lies compulsively.
Pete is being SUCH a Bartolo today... who would believe that there is a fine line between ass and grapes?