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What is Barber Poling?
While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.
Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.
Barber Poling - video
Barber Poling - what is it?
Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.
My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.
What does "Barber Poling" mean?
A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.
Barber Poling - what does it mean?
The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.
Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!
My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.
Barber Poling - meaning
barber pole (emoticon) is the new code word for party n play (PNP) in social media user profiles.
💈= the barber pole is the new code word for party and play on social media.
Barber Poling - definition
Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.
I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.
Barber Poling - slang
When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.
Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.
Barber Poling
An act during oral intercourse where a woman uses her tongue to wrap strands of saliva* around the man's penis.
*see liquid whiskers
Susan gave Westley such a messy blowjob, she was able to do the barber pole on him twice.
Barber Poling
The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.
"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"
Barber Poling
When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.
When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.