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What is Badger?
A cheater or an adulterer.
Derived from Ex Battalion member Jon “King Badger” Gutierrez who balatantly cheated on his wife.
Gossiper 1: I just saw that guy with a different girl yesterday.
Gossiper 2: Wow, what a fucking badger.
Badger - meme gif
Badger - video
Badger - what is it?
The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.
Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.
What does "Badger" mean?
(verb)
To flip someone off, also known as "the bird" or "the middle finger". Badger is the act of flipping someone off, in place of "I stuck up my middle finger" or "I gave him the bird", the verb "badger" is used.
Used to imitate the angry temperament of the animal of the same name.
"I got badgered on the highway when I accidentally cut this guy off- totally uncalled for!"
"Who's bugging you? Just badger him next time- that'll shut him up."
Badger - what does it mean?
A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head
ALSO
A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word
Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me
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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself
Badger - meaning
Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.
girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh
Badger - definition
Adjective.
Complete confusion about a certain situation.
Not in possession of one's mental faculties.
"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."
After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.
Badger - slang
A late developing, pre-pubescent child (usually male) who is amongst the last in his class to develop hair around the you-know-where. Neologism possibly derived from/confined to Worcestershire, England area.
"That Adam Lallana, can you believe he's still a badger?" - Schoolkid, right before aforementioned Lallana runs off to tell teacher, crying like a bitch.
Badger
Ellie: *tells dead joke/anti-climactic story that lasts at least half an hour*
Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie
Badger
One Badger is equal to £7.50
It is the street price of one tab of scrote.
"You owe me a badger!"
Badger
Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.
Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!