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What is Baby Shower?
(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.
"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*
Baby Shower - video
Baby Shower - what is it?
A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.
As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.
What does "Baby Shower" mean?
when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
Baby Shower - what does it mean?
A sexual maneuver. This can only be achieved when fornicating with a single mom. If during coital rythms the child happens to enter the room unexpectedly one would quickly cease intercourse to ejaculate firmly on said child.
baby shower.
So I was bangin' Lucy the other night, you know the milf...so her kid walks in, asks for a glass of milk...I filled for him.
Baby shower high five!
Baby Shower - meaning
when you blast cum on a girls face.
I killed millions of my potential babies when i gave your girl a baby shower last night.
Baby Shower - definition
When a man orgasams in his hand and flings it into his partners mouth.
Gayland shot his load in his hand and gave his chick a "Baby Shower" when he flung it into her open mouth!
Baby Shower - slang
When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.
See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!
Baby Shower
When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.
Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!
Baby Shower
the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
Baby Shower
An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.
Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.
Have checked out their online BABY SHOWER gift regisitry?