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What is BLOWS GOATS?
"Be right back, gonna go blow a goat."
BLOWS GOATS - video
BLOWS GOATS - what is it?
1. Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up philating a goat instead.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
What does "BLOWS GOATS" mean?
The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.
"Go blow a goat, i hate you."
BLOWS GOATS - what does it mean?
An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"
"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"
See also Fuck a Duck
BLOWS GOATS - meaning
When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.
When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"
When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"
After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat
BLOWS GOATS - definition
To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.
BLOWS GOATS - slang
A blow job received while eating goat cheese.
Dude, my girl gave me the most amazing blow goat last night!
BLOWS GOATS
Refers to something a person is not happy about or something that is not fair. Is used much the same way as sucks or blows.
Working on the weekend blows goat booty!
BLOWS GOATS
When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.
The team is blowing goats this inning.
BLOWS GOATS
intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."
a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.